So I'm working on designing a new advertisement for AG, and while I was doing it, I realized that the unofficial slogan I was using ("The Ministry of Magic wants your soul") is good, but it doesn't really say everything there is to say about the site. Which is why I come to you, o glorious members of unforgivableness! Can you think of a catchy slogan, phrase, advertising by-line, what have you? I won't use just one, I'll probably use a bunch. These will be for banners, topic descriptions, fanart, etc.. All I ask is that it's PG-13. Outside of that, go crazy.

Examples!

"The Ministry of Magic wants your soul."

"We aren't in Hogwarts anymore."

"Do you find the human soul fascinating?"

"Terrorists. Strippers. Gay men. Yeah, we do that."

"Felix Felicis. Polyjuice. Doxy powder. Yeah, we do that."

"_____. _____. _____. etc."

"Home of the Brunette Hotties League."

"Poor unfortunate souls!"

"Chuck Norris is afraid of the Fourth Unforgivable."

"I kissed a dementor, and I liked it."



...You get the idea.

Can I just say the ones I love right now?

"Terrorists. Strippers. Gay men. Yeah, we do that."

Has to be my favorite, followed by

"Chuck Norris is afraid of the Fourth Unforgivable."

I still like 'The Ministry of Magic wants your soul.'

I also think 'yeah, we do that' could be safely excised from those two slogans without losing anything...

Um, I'm not very good at slogans--I defer any ideas. Let me think.

"Power-hungry purists seek Muggle-born test subjects."

"Revenge of the Squibs."

"Multiple dimensions. Wormholes. The time-space continuum. That's how we roll."

"Splitting the magical atom since April 2008."

That's all I've got for now, haha.

I like the ones you came up with, Spiv! I'm not so creative. I just went to a slogan generator and picked out some of the good/funny ones.

"All the fourth unforgivable that's fit to print."
"I was a fourth unforgivable weakling."
"For that deep down body fourth unforgivable"
"Fourth Unforgivable. My anti-drug."
"There's only one Fourth Unforgivable."
"The incredible, edible fourth unforgivable"
"My doctor says 'fourth unforgivable'"
"Have you had your F-U.Net today?"
"When the going gets tough, the tough get fourth unforgivable."
"This is not your father's unforgivable"
"This is the age of the fourth unforgivable"
"Get serious. Get fourth unforgivable."
"Can you tell fourth unforgivable from butter?"
"Always after me fourth unforgivable."
"Your flexible fourth unforgivable."
"We do unforgivable right."
"Discover the fourth unforgivable difference."
"Mama's got the magic of fourth unforgivable."
"The fourth unforgivable is mightier than the sword."
"Have a break. Have a fourth unforgivable."
"The right unforgivable at the right time."



And because I couldn't resist, BHL slogans.


"Strong enough for a man, made for a brunette hottie."
"The best brunette hottie a man can get."
"I've seen the future, and it's brunette hotties shaped."
"Let your brunette hotties do the walking."
"Wow! I could have had a BH!"
"Splash brunette hotties all over."
"Feel the raw naked brunette hotties of the road."
"Semper Brunette Hotties League"
"Double the pleasure, double the brunette hotties."
"Ho ho ho, green brunette hotties."
"Brunette Hotties. It's what's for dinner."
"Brunette hotties make everything better."
"All you need is a brunette hottie and a dream."
"Welcome to brunette hotties country."
"Get back your 'ooo' with brunette hotties."
"Go on, get you brunette hotties out."
"A tough brunette hottie to follow."
"Why have cotton when you can have brunette hottie?"
"I feel like brunette hotties tonight."
"Brunette hotties tested, mother approved."
"Turn loose the brunette hotties."
"Fill it to the rim with brunette hotties."
"A brunette hottie works wonders."
"The curiously strong brunette hottie."