Title: Scenes We'd Like To See
Description: Nat's New Game!
Kiyoshi Komatsu - August 19, 2008 04:26 PM (GMT)
I just made this up. Basically, you have to come up with a quote for the character above you that is either unnervingly typical/incongruous; a scene we'd love to see! Obviously, the aim is to make it as funny as possible.
For example, if Cal Ferox was above me, I'd post:
"It's nothing a little ... quicklime can't fix ..."
Jasper? Post equals:
"Shopping with Apollo? Why not?"
Following me? No? Didn't think so. I don't think my explanation was very good but yeah ... have fun if you get me.
Carmen Snidgeton - August 19, 2008 04:38 PM (GMT)
"I did not have sexual relations with that guitar."
Jasper Christie - August 19, 2008 04:48 PM (GMT)
"I think I'll offer Apollo a job as head reporter. Then adopt a kitten."
Calixtus Ferox - August 19, 2008 05:58 PM (GMT)
Ivy Ballantine - August 19, 2008 06:07 PM (GMT)
"I really, really need to rethink my life."
Wendell Darrow - August 19, 2008 06:14 PM (GMT)
"Mr. Darrow you're free to go. And incidentally, you look quite sexy this evening."
Apollo Sinistra - August 19, 2008 06:27 PM (GMT)
"Why *insert member of BHL's name here* if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
Dorian Walters - August 19, 2008 06:42 PM (GMT)
"Glitter? Not in the mood today, really. I feel more like wearing black."
Logan Fletcher - August 19, 2008 08:25 PM (GMT)
"Why yes, Mr. Fletcher. I've always wanted to contribute something to the scientific community. My freedom will do nicely!"
Kate Derum - August 19, 2008 11:14 PM (GMT)
Calixtus Ferox - August 20, 2008 12:49 AM (GMT)
"Leave me alone, Apollo."
Kate Derum - August 20, 2008 12:59 AM (GMT)
"Kate Derum is my best friend!!"
Carmen Snidgeton - August 20, 2008 01:02 AM (GMT)
"Ooh, what does this button---AAAaaaaaah...!"
Kiyoshi Komatsu - August 20, 2008 01:16 AM (GMT)
"I'm quitting and pursuing a career as a romance novelist."
Kate Derum - August 20, 2008 11:45 PM (GMT)
"I remembered my key this time!"
Heather Knowles - August 21, 2008 01:00 AM (GMT)
Yoshi Takenaka - August 21, 2008 01:06 AM (GMT)
"I found the CURE!!! ... Not the band!"
Kate Derum - August 21, 2008 02:03 AM (GMT)
Calixtus Ferox - August 21, 2008 02:04 AM (GMT)
((replied at the same time :P updating))
"And if you integrate e to the 2x..."
Artemis Sinistra - August 21, 2008 02:32 AM (GMT)
"I love My Little Ponies!"
Yoshi Takenaka - August 21, 2008 04:12 AM (GMT)
"Okay, I admit it! I love you too, Rudolph!"
Jasper Christie - August 22, 2008 04:30 AM (GMT)
"No, I've never seen The Sixth Sense. What's it about?"
Kiyoshi Komatsu - August 23, 2008 09:55 PM (GMT)
"It seems I've accidentally set fire to my wardrobe ... Bugger."
Oliver Alderliesten - August 23, 2008 11:16 PM (GMT)
*opens mouth to sing and no words come out because he lost his voice like Ariel*
Calixtus Ferox - August 24, 2008 12:28 AM (GMT)
"... And now to pull this attractive young lady out of a hat... oh... Ms. Ballantine..."
Lucy Banks - August 24, 2008 12:30 AM (GMT)
"Screw this, I'm going to dye my hair blond and dress like a rainbow."
Constance Fallon - August 24, 2008 01:05 AM (GMT)
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears as I run for Minister of Magic!"
Kate Derum - August 24, 2008 06:21 PM (GMT)
"I think I'm going to go blond."
Apollo Sinistra - August 25, 2008 04:04 AM (GMT)
I hate everyone! I hate the world! I especially hate you! We can never be friends!
Lucy Banks - August 25, 2008 04:04 AM (GMT)
"Sequins are out to rule the world and only numbers can stop them!"
Willow Rayne - August 25, 2008 11:57 AM (GMT)
"Urgh. I hate Muggles." (I don't really know you, so going my your job.)
Kiyoshi Komatsu - August 25, 2008 08:14 PM (GMT)
*starts singing songs from Hercules*
Willow Rayne - August 26, 2008 01:53 AM (GMT)
(I actually do sing that song on a regular basis...)
"Okay, keys, wand, emergency snack... I'm all prepared!"
Carmen Snidgeton - August 26, 2008 02:44 AM (GMT)
"Aaaand on the other side of the ring is the most terrible force of nature to hit London! It's the lady who put the knock in turn, the feisty redhead that raynes terror wherever she goes, it's--THE WHOMPING WILLOW! WOOO!"
Calixtus Ferox - August 26, 2008 03:17 AM (GMT)
"Oh, Apollo... let's run away and start a pony farm together... I'm tired of playing the jaded reporter..."
Jasper Christie - August 26, 2008 03:21 AM (GMT)
"Jasper, it's over between us. I was really only dating you so I could pet Pinky Pie. She's just so cute and sparkly..."
Constance Fallon - August 26, 2008 03:24 AM (GMT)
"You know what? I'm gonna wear flannel today. That's right. And overalls. And they're gonna be dirty."
Ivy Ballantine - August 26, 2008 03:26 AM (GMT)
"Why Ben, I never knew you felt that way!" *girlish giggling*
Kate Derum - August 26, 2008 10:18 AM (GMT)
"That's alright, you filthy criminal, I forgive you. Come to my house later for some tea?"
Aleksandra Mikhaylova - August 26, 2008 06:40 PM (GMT)
"Lost? Don't be silly. I know exactly where I am."