This is a game I snagged from another site. Here's how it works;

1. I'll pick a character.
2. I ask that character questions, and then other people post asking questions of that character as well. (You can ask as many as you like. Also, ask them IC, but you can make them as ridiculous as you want. It's the chance to ask the charrie things you normally don't get the chance to.)
3. When a few people have posted with questions, the person responds to them IC, and then they pick another charrie to interrogate, and so on.

Ready? Aaaaaand...Atlas Caedmon! You're up! Because I randomly pointed to your name on the Online list!


-What's the most interesting piece of information you've ever acquired?
-If you didn't have your current job, what would you do instead?
-When will you get me into the Department of Mysteries?
-Why do you keep that disgusting old skeleton around?

When is that skeleton going to propose to Arty? He has told you his plans right mate?
Where do I fall on your list of evil doers you gave Jasper at his birthday party? (he wouldn't let me see!)

Have you figured out who George Harrison is yet? (I sincerely hope not).
Who actually was on the Grassy Knoll?
Where did you get that vial of blood you brought to the Boy's Club?

What's the most frightening thing in your shop?
What's your favorite spell?
Where do you fall on the list of evildoers? :P

Carmen.

-What's the most interesting piece of information you've ever acquired? Cubism was the first sign of the coming of Voldermort, and was the Dark Lords first attempt to exert his power over the populace. Better to stick with modernists, things that look like things.

-If you didn't have your current job, what would you do instead? Its likely I would just take the garbage pillaging from a hobbyist level to something more akin to a full time job. Actually if I didn't have SHOP I would get so much more done. But it does have its perks, a roof and the ability to buy food being a few.

-When will you get me into the Department of Mysteries? I'd say patients is a virtue but I know you'll have none of my platitudes. I'm proceeding at a pace which will help me avoid detection and have uncovered some interesting information. *shifty eyes* but nothing I would want to say here.

-Why do you keep that disgusting old skeleton around? I can't just leave him out to roll about on the streets, hes an undead human being for Merlin's Sake. The real reason though is that I actually do enjoy his company, though hes not exactly a conversationalist.

Apollo

When is that skeleton going to propose to Arty? I suppose once he saves enough pocket money for a ring. Rudolph is a very old fashioned fellow, and a very old fellow actually. I guess he'd also like to get down on one knee but I haven't quite figured out how to make that happen, gelatin perhaps?

He has told you his plans right mate? Not so much told as shouted, typically in the morning and combining his ravings with various props he finds lying about. But he isn't very subtle in his attentions.

Where do I fall on your list of evil doers you gave Jasper at his birthday party? (he wouldn't let me see!) And with good reason! But in the idea of full disclosure *checks notes* Bunko Man is your official categorization though you've also been a Jeremy Diddler, this was at an earlier time in our friendship.

Jasper

Have you figured out who George Harrison is yet? (I sincerely hope not). No, but I feel I'm getting closer. I believe once I have obtained the identity of the MadeinTaiwan I'll have all I need to blow the whole thing wide open. *looks down at boots* Though I might need your boots for further research purposes....

Who actually was on the Grassy Knoll? The Milkman. Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!

Where did you get that vial of blood you brought to the Boy's Club? Muggle actress I met in France, gaggle of children...said she didn't need it anymore. Didn't want to be rude and it always has a purpose, sooner or later. One should always be prepared.

Calixtus

What's the most frightening thing in your shop? The Lobster Bandits, undoubtedly. Scuttle about under the floor boards for the most part but every now and then they make raids. Those tiny 6 shooters pack a punch, their ransoms are high and they don't negotiate. Not to mention the scuffs those little claws leave.

What's your favorite spell? Concacouter (to beshat oneself)....It causes a sudden, continuous and unpleasant loss of bowel control. Juvenile I know, but it has an amazing and very quick response time. Its non lethal and nearly as effective as actually injuring someone.

Where do you fall on the list of evildoers? I sit comfortably in the gray area between Receiver of Stolen Goods and Auctioneer. Where I am between those depends on my activities for the day. Tuesdays for example I'm much closer to Creeper.



Ok now I piiiiiiiiiiiiiiick,

IVY BALLENTINE!

Because I know next to nothing about her and what I don't know I fear.

Do you like to cuddle?
How many kneecaps would you say you've shattered, if any?
Do the Irish really partake in cannibalism?
How many ways do you know to use a potato as a defensive weapon?

*aghast* I thought people would have added to this by now! Suppose I shall have to turn on the creativity...


What (describe in detail) would you like to do to Edward Garrow?
Is there a pick-up line that wouldn't anger you?
If you could only kill three people from here on out, who would they be, and why?
Spatula or tongs? Discuss.

So what would Wendell have to do to get on your good side?
If you had to choose between snuggling a manticore and doing a BHL calendar shoot which would you pick?
Which month would you be?
What is your weapon/spell of choice when it comes to capturing "dangerous" criminals?
Where have you been hiding Snuggle Poo?

I choooooose...Sofia Robards!


-Who or what is your idol?
-How many men have you killed? And arrested?
-How many men have you seduced in order to kill/arrest them?
-Be honest. When did you fall in love with Darrow?
-Favorite color?
-How long have you been working in tandem with criminals?
-What is the most difficult thing you've ever done?
-How much paperwork are you able to produce, on average, in a single day?
-Your beauty routine?
-If you could change one thing from the past, what would it be?
-Are all British purebloods as stuck up as you, or are you the exception?

What was your first impression of me?

Who do you find more attractive: Me or Dillan?

Would you consent to participating in a Level Two sponsered mud wrestling event for charity?

What's your favorite childhood memory? Least favorite?

Favorite flower?

Would you have sex with me in a closet? An elevator? Public restroom? With another BHLer? Upstairs at one of those dull pureblood parties? On your kitchen table? With handcuffs? On a flying carpet? Outside? In the shower? [...] Right now?

What is your favorite non-work related activity?

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Do you have any me-related secret fantasies? Please describe.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Will you marry me?

What are your intentions with Wendell? He's an impressionable young man, I hope they're honorable.

What are your intentions with Cal? (Please limit answers to things that will not mentally scar me.)

How much would I have to pay you to superglue all of Astbury's important paperwork to his desk?

How do you keep your hair so shiny?

If you could only have one pair of shoes, what would they be?

If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, could it potentially make a sound like a dying wombat?

What were you doing with Wendell Darrow on the night of his disappearance?

How has your family legacy affected your career as an auror?

Do you feel pressed by your family to do well at your job?

Are you offended by the terms "Harry's Hottie Harem," "The Brunette Hotties League," or "BHLer?" Why or why not?

Would you say that your relationship between your co-workers and yourself is good or bad?

Would you say that the state of the ministry is good or bad? How so?

Do you see yourself running for a higher political office anytime in the future, or are you content as an auror?

Have you ever considered taking up another career?




((Those who wait too long to respond get more questions. :P ))

(occ: * whines* But Carmen I had them typed out on my computer but forgot they were there!)

Ivy
Who or what is your idol?
My father.

How many men have you killed? And arrested?
I don’t count arrest. That would be too much to do, especially after taking on the quest to retrieve the body of Wendell in order to confirm that he is truly dead. That can go up to ten a day on petty charges like drug possession and not telling me where to find the body/killer. I’ve only killed 16 criminals since joining the MLE.

How many men have you seduced in order to kill/arrest them?
I only just started keeping count. In the past year I believe its around one hundred and eighty, and I usually only do it lure them into a spot where I can throw a good hex at them. No disproving glances, you do the same thing from what I have heard.

Be honest. When did you fall in love with Darrow?
I am not in love with Wendell Darrow. He is, or rather was an informant, until he unfortunately escaped while under your custody.

[b]Favorite color?
Black or grey.

How long have you been working in tandem with criminals?
The ministry has always used informants to find more important criminals. The irish could learn a thing or two about that.

What is the most difficult thing you've ever done?
Be in your presence for a period of longer than or equal to two minutes.

How much paperwork are you able to produce, on average, in a single day?
With my handy dandy charmed quill I can push out about 100 forms in a day – while I am out off the office. Note if I work in tandem with the quill or charm another one the number will increase exponentially. * evil glimmer* Ben has best watch out.

Your beauty routine?
Shower, put on fresh work robes, brush teeth, comb hair and put back into a bun. This is subject to change it if I am on hunting or have to go to a social event with my mother.

If you could change one thing from the past, what would it be?
There are several things, possibly the death of my father. I would have liked to grow up with him in the house.

Are all British purebloods as stuck up as you, or are you the exception?
I don’t know. Are all Irish purebloods as self righteous?

Wendell
What was your first impression of me?
Are we talking about first Hogwarts or out of Hogwarts impressions? Because I thought you were a rather hot looking Slytherin till you opened your mouth then I just wanted to put a muting spell on you – Oh wait, I did do that! Remember me? The scraggly fourth year Gryffindor that gave you a run for your money in the dueling department?

Who do you find more attractive: Me or Dillan?
Who can turn down that signature charming smile? Those puppy dog eyes? But Dillan does have that well sculpted behind… I decline to answer.

Would you consent to participating in a Level Two sponsored mud wrestling event for charity?
Sure but on one condition, you would have to be blind and deaf for the entire event and no recording devices will be in the room. *evil snicker*

What's your favorite childhood memory? Least favorite?
My favorite childhood memory would have to be the summer I spent with Aunty Elizabeth the summer after my father died. She was a bit of a black sheep in the family, being a content and wealthy spinster with a love for cookies but mother couldn’t deal with me and arrange a funeral and mourning session befitting a department head. She was the one who taught me how to properly dissect a frog, and how to defend my self from ‘lecherous young men’. Granted I was five at the time and didn’t realize she was referring to men like you.
My least favorite memory… well… that would have to be the time Edward and William ‘accidentally’ broke my leg one winter at the manor house and then ran home and ‘forgot’ to tell anyone where I was. I was alone, and defenseless somewhere on Robards grounds. I was a sniveling mess by the time Twinky found me the next morning. But planning my revenge was one of the highlights of that summer.

Favorite flower?
Lily of the Valley, they look sweet and innocent but are actually rather poisonous.

Would you have sex with me in a closet? An elevator? Public restroom? With another BHLer? Upstairs at one of those dull pureblood parties? On your kitchen table? With handcuffs? On a flying carpet? Outside? In the shower? [...] Right now?
Haven’t we had this discussion someplace before? Oh wait, that’s right we almost did some of the aforementioned things, no talking involved, in that closet. Thank goodness we kept our heads or you might not like me so much.

What is your favorite non-work related activity?
* blank look* Non work related activity? Is there such a thing? How about people watching with a steaming hot mug of tea… or walking around London during a shower.

Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Cats.

Do you have any me-related secret fantasies? Please describe.[b]
You go first.

[b]How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
What is a woodchuck and what does its chucking sound like? If its chucking wood goes on under my window it will chuck very little before going to that wood chucking place in the sky and Edward gets a new hat.

Will you marry me?
Are you really asking? *deflection*

Jasper

What are your intentions with Wendell? He's an impressionable young man, I hope they're honorable.
The usual, confuse him senseless with inuendos before whacking what little sense he possesses back into him with a well-timed spell. Nothing too terrible. Now it’s his intentions you should be worrying about. I would never do anything dishonorable. * angelic smile *

What are your intentions with Cal? (Please limit answers to things that will not mentally scar me.)
Well I do plan on having him… er… that would mentally scar you. How about I plan on… nope that would scar you too. There as the idea to… really Jasper your mentally scar threshold is very broad. How about I plan on sipping tea with him after a long day’s worth of strictly platonic but slightly sadistic activities? Vague enough?

How much would I have to pay you to superglue all of Astbury's important paperwork to his desk?
That my dear brilliant man would cost you nothing, unless you wanted pictures of his reaction.

How do you keep your hair so shiny?
Since when is it shinny? How about shampoo thought this odd chap dressed in glitter calling himself the prophet gave me some ‘root boost’ one day…

If you could only have one pair of shoes, what would they be?
A nice pair of practical black three inch heels – not to high to be a hindrance when kicking criminal butt but also not to casual so that mother would shoot me if I had to unexpectedly stop by the family manor.

If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, could it potentially make a sound like a dying wombat?
Maybe? I have to go kill a wombat first to see what the noise would sound like. * runs off to do so*

Carmen
* cautions look from Sofia*

What were you doing with Wendell Darrow on the night of his disappearance?
What ever are you referring to? I was at home with my brother Edward that night, while the two might be similar I dare say to one another I highly doubt someone with your keen observation skills would get the two gentle men mixed up.

How has your family legacy affected your career as an auror?
It merely helped me realize my admissions at a young age. There was no real push on the part of my parents to continue on the legacy but I do so love the taste of justice that there really was no other calling for me.

Do you feel pressed by your family to do well at your job?
Hardly, more like I feel pressed by my family to get married.

Are you offended by the terms "Harry's Hottie Harem," "The Brunette Hotties League," or "BHLer?" Why or why not?
I prefer not to hear those terms mentioned – what about those poor men that work in the office? It must be a real slap to their egos to be objectified, or maybe it’s a taste of their own medicine. What if I were to go about calling all your employees Carmen’s Considerably Endowed Bunch? Really people should just respect that there are and have been working females in the world for quite some time now, and while our main employer might have been a male, he did not hire us for our looks but rather for our skills.

Would you say that your relationship between your co-workers and yourself is good or bad?
I would say it’s rather amicable with all the ones that really matter.

[/b]Would you say that the state of the ministry is good or bad? How so?[/b]
I, as a ministry employee, am not allowed to tell you, a reporter with quite a reputation, my views. You understand?

Do you see yourself running for a higher political office anytime in the future, or are you content as an auror?
While I would love to run for a higher office, there would be the lack of adventure and beating up evil doers trill with a desk job. Department Head would be my modest goal.

Have you ever considered taking up another career?
Never. Its my calling to be an auror. However assignations have always sounded fun.


Right Now I choose Cal!
* What is, in your opinion, the best thing you have ever come up with?
* Would you call me if you ever need help with some nefarious deed?
* Favorite Color?
* Have you ever killed someone? Who?
* Who would you kill at this moment in time and why?
* Do you like tea or coffee? milk or sugar?
* How do you like being a member of pureblood society?
* Do you know where Wendell's corpse might be?

Where were you 3 hours ago?

Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?

If you could choose, how would you want to die?

What do you have in your pockets?

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

Why drugs?

Who is the person you despise the most, and why?

If you had to cuddle with Apollo Sinistra or Pinkie Pie for an entire night, which one would you choose?

What is your favorite James Bond movie? Why?

Where are the poptarts? I know you hid them somewhere new, because I just finished throwing out the ones you'd put in the back corner of my wine cellar.

If you could change your name, would you and what would you change it to?

What is your most embarrassing memory from college?

Which of my ties is your favorite?

Which chemicals have you found are the most conducive to exploding?

Do you consciously try to act creepy or is that just an involuntary habit of yours?

If you could kill one person who would it be? (And no, Pinkie Pie does not qualify as a person.)

In what way would you say that being a squib has impacted your life the most? Has it benefited you in any way? How different do you think you'd be if you weren't a squib?

All right, I choose... Patrick Everard!

*Why are you so nice to Jasper?
*What is your ultimate life's goal?
*Do you have a role model?
*What's your connection to the Syndicate?
*If you had a million Galleons, what would you do?

If you could steal one thing and be guaranteed no repercussions, what would it be?
Why are you so nice to me? It's unnatural, Everard, we're criminals.
What's your favorite band? (If you say Weird Sisters, we can never speak again, just so you know.)
What one achievement are you most proud of?
Where did you get that silver suit? It's genius.

Are all Irish accents fake? They sound it but every time I ask it ends in violence….and sometimes leprechauns.

Do you know anything about the Maid In Taiwan? Her sign may be upon your foot.

You envy Jasper, but tell me what’s the appeal?

Wombats, cuddly pet or public menace?

How can you live with yourself knowing you're related to both Caroline Everard and Alex Sheridan? Gross.

You do realize that your whole family is full of blood traitors, right?

Why aren't you married? You're cute enough... probably it's because no one wants a traitor.

Boxers, briefs, or camando?

Quidditch huh? Have you ever aimed a Bludger at someone during your school days
games?

Do you know any random information you think that we should all know?