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| You're invited! Listen. You can't tell me you haven't been feeling a little lonely these days. But I'm here to tell you that just because one of your best friends, the second love of your life, whom you previously thought to be completely and irredeemably straight, is suddenly sleeping with another man, one who has glorious, heaven-sent, razor-sharp cheekbones you could never hope to compete with, and then (to make it up to you) doesn't stop you from ingesting copious amounts of alcohol and...making very poor decisions... DOESN'T MEAN your life is over! All you need is a change of pace. That's why I'm inviting you to Prestige Speed Dating With Style! It's being held at Hotel Wickliff at 5:00 pm this Saturday. Now, be advised that it's a Muggle function, so make sure you keep the Statute in mind--but don't be put off just because they're Muggles! What could be more freeing than meeting someone you really, and I mean really, never have to meet again if you don't want to? But, if you do go, and happen to meet someone you fancy...mention my name. If they recognize it, rest assured that they are wizarding too, which should make future dates all the easier. I hope to see you there! Your friend, Will Channing |