The purpose of this game is to make a wish, and then break the wish of the person above you. For example:

"I wish I had pizza."

The person after you would respond with.

"You get pizza! But Pinkie Pie eats it all."

And then they make their own wish!



Daisy's Wish: "I wish someone would get a job and a place to stay for me."

Will gives you a job in the Ministry and lets you stay in one of his multiple spare bedrooms while he helps you find a place of your own! BUT Carmen Snidgeton does a 180 and begins claiming that Will's homosexuality is a cover to hide his scandalous rendezvous with very young girls, and he has to fire you and send you to lie low in a Muggle hotel.



Will's wish: "I wish my schedule weren't so hectic so I could spend more time at home with Ross."

Wish granted, but he spends most of his time working, sleeping around, and experimenting with doxy powder, and the DP writes an article about your poor romantic choices that kills your political career.


I wish I could kill this baby.

Your wish is my command, you kill that baby; there was loads of mess it was wonderful....however, the child haunts you and drives you slowly insane until you commit adultry and die.

((That sounds horrid, sorry Carmen))

I wish...I wish that something exciting, romantic and wild would happened to me

* waves glitter encrusted wand* Your wish is granted though you are going to wish you just hooked up with me in the end. However your heart is stolen by the charming newly alive Wendell Darrow and you become his post breakup fling after he and Sofia end things. Roses, corny pickup lines, and romantic dinners come by the dozen but remember that adventure you craved? Not the good sort. You will have to dodge several murder attempts by an angry auror, the wrath of more than one puritan family, and did I mention Sofia? Good luck. In the end Lawful gets what she wants and Wendell leaves you wildly broken hearted.

You should have just had a fling with me love.

I wish that Cal and Jasper would just get married already and let me plan the wedding.

Wish granted, but Jasper gets cold feet and shows up drunk to the wedding with the entire cast of Britain's Next Top Model, and Cal goes crazy and starts throwing deadly potions at everyone. The whole thing's an absolute fiasco, and you go to Carmen for advice and support. Surprisingly, she listens to your sob story, and then the next day the top story is Jasper Christie's mental breakdown and his almost-marriage to "mass murderer" Calixtus Ferox. Be careful; once Atlas breaks Jasper out of rehab, the jewel guru is coming for you...



I wish I could just be happy for Will and not sit there thinking of ways to make Ross leave him for me.

Wish granted. But it only lasts for a little while, and eventually you cave in and get the man you've been lusting after and Will is heartbroken, with his political career in even greater disarray than it was when people first found out about his relationship because he's too distraught to manage a chaotic ministry after the painful breakup. As a result, he loses his position and commits suicide, you blame yourself, and leave the magical world behind for a loveless marriage to a muggle swinger who eventually leaves you with six children and some very potent venereal diseases.



...I wish that I could have Sofia's job.