Basically, you ban the person above you and state a reason for doing so. For example my post in the case would be:

You're banned for not existing!

Have fun ;)

You're banned for having an alliterative name!

you're banned because the character on the signature looks soo gooood -drools-

You're banned for drooling on my forum. Gross.

You're banned purely for my own amyoosement. ^-^

You're banned for not posting a profile yet!

You're banned because of Carl Barat.

You're banned for mentioning Carl Barat.

You're banned for carrying bleeding stumps into a place that serves food and/or drink. That's clearly some sort of health violation.

You're banned for having a crush on my boyfriend's doppelganger. He's mine until the real Derry comes back!

Banned for using Sue magic on innocent bystanders. Shame, shame!

Banned for increasing the numbers of the Brunette Hottie League. Your superiors are starting to think like Pharaoh did with the Hebrews.

You're banned for purposely provoking the BHL with your new character's hotness and unfortunate unavailability :P

You're banned for not giving anyone a good reason to ban you, and thus letting the thread die!

Banned for making Derry cry!

You're banned for making Hugh Dancy be Derry ... meaning his hotness is unavailable. <_<

You're banned for pointing out another beautiful and unavailable avatar!

Banned for making bad career choices.

Banned for calling the choice of annoying journalistic work over a well-paying wizarding pharmaceutical job bad.

Banned for not punching Darien in the face.

Banned for not having a matching av and sig set. *twitch*

Banned for being annoyed that my av and sig are not a set. Signatures only show up once on a page! You'll live! :P

Banned because Darien's a jerkface.

<3

You're banned because cuteness negates jerkfaceness.

you're banned because whoever your avvie is of is GOOOOOOOOOD looking and i'll die if i have to look at them any longer.

you're banned because I wish I could have your pretty red bow but I can't because it would clash terribly with my orange hair. :unsure:

You're banned for being younger than me!

You're banned for being older than me! Ha! Works two ways, Grandpa!

Your banned for almost being as blond as me, pah you wannabe.

You're banned for thinking politics are interesting.

You're banned for not being as good a reporter as I am.

I'm surrounded by inadequates.

Your banned for having your last name refer to the golden snidget!

You're banned for having a crappy hippy-ish name!

You're banned for being blind! Whoops, that was a politically correct line I just jumped over...

;)

You're banned for caring that you were politically correct!

You're banned because your avi looks eerily like a guy who stole and then proceeded to break my favourite pen last semester. >_<

You're banned...because you're a lurkerberry.

You're banned for being an Auror :ph43r:

You're banned for not being an auror.

You're banned for confusing me with your avatar! (I thought she had a lazy eye or something for awhile.)