Title: Funny Quotes
Description: A topic for the ages
Description: A topic for the ages
Admin - April 17, 2008 01:25 AM (GMT)
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| Brockly: "In her illegible shorthand she jotted down Irish gnome unimportant museum." LOL. You need a funny quotes page for that one. ;) |
At the request of our favorite stalker-who-refuses-to-make-a-character *cough*, I present you with the funny quotes thread. Post funny quotes, memorable quotes, anything and everything you come across and love.
To start us off, this is what my dad said about Obama just a few minutes ago. "Young people think he's the best thing since...wheat bread." I LOLed. (He's not a racist or anything, he just makes puns whenever he can. I came by it honestly, see? :P )
Lucinda Simington - April 17, 2008 03:30 AM (GMT)
THE WOES OF SHARING A BRAIN.
One dark and stormy night...
One dark and stormy night...
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| Carmen: I'd take a guess on your identity...but I have no idea, haha. Artemis: try reading the name* backwards... Carmen: Oh! Obviously, you have the brain right now. |
Later...
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| Spiv: Okay, when you told her to read the name backwards I hadn't looked at the application yet...so I was sitting here sounding out "Artemis Sinistra" backwards and trying to figure out who the hell it was. |
*see Artemis's application for the infamous name.
Lucinda Simington - April 21, 2008 10:25 PM (GMT)
A number of funny Cbox quotes...
Friends don't let friends make too many alters.
Friends don't let friends make too many alters.
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| Spiv: Hey Apollo. Nice to see you succumbing to peer pressure! Apollo: It was too great for any one person to resist. |
Forethought...
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| Brock: ... have you started writing posts for threads that don't exist again yet, Carmen? Carmen: Oh no, I've not gotten that bad yet. This is just a sideline thread for whatever happens in the future, Dari's apartment |
The humble joys...
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| Spiv: Oh! You two are posting in the plot thread simultaneously! Who will win? |
Character development...
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| Spiv: Logan's a bit of a creepster Carmen: Haha...yes, yes he is Artemis: Yeah...I kind of want to yell Arty run for your life! He wants to eat your soul! Carmen: While Carmen is there saying, 'Yes, run in this direction, so that I can eat his!' Spiv: He's misunderstood! Poor darling evil genius Carmen: He's a creepster. A Hamlet creepster Spiv: Yeah...with Holmsian deductive skills! Carmen: *shakes head* It's no use, he's unredeemable! |
Carmen Snidgeton - April 22, 2008 04:21 PM (GMT)
Great minds, much?
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Apollo: Artemis stop checking AG! Carmen: Carmen stop checking AG! Spiv: Spiv! Stop checking and not posting! |
Darien Holywell - April 25, 2008 12:24 AM (GMT)
RyanA of RPG-D has many nice things to say about our site...
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| AshBeanNun, I have your button up AND I want to put in a word about your board. I think it rocks. I love the layout, the simplicity of it. It's a great looking board and you seem to have a good handle on how to build a nice community. I am going to haunt it for awhile and see how things go. I hope it grows quickly for you. ((So once you guys all join my board, have a look at Ash's.)) ~ RyanA from RPG-D: Your board is hot!. haha. It really looks great. I left you a message at the board. Thanks for affiliating. Carmen: Hey Ryan, thanks! *goes to read comment* Carmen: *blushes* Carmen: Wow, now I'm tempted to make you featured member even though you're not a member. RyanA from RPG-D: Haha. That's too funny. But seriously, I like this board. It's got something orderly and modest about it. I dunno. Let's see. It's subtly elegant...there that's what it is |
And everyone loves Ali the site fish...
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Apollo: site fish? that's exciting! its a pink site fish that can fight! Brockly: Ali makes me SQUEE! So cute. allie: the site fish almost has me sold! |
Lucinda Simington - April 27, 2008 10:46 PM (GMT)
Apollo Sinistra - April 28, 2008 01:52 AM (GMT)
Still in giggles over Carmen's reaction to Apollo...
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| If anything, the creature seemed to enjoy her foul mood, as if she were showing his feminine brow with rainbows and sunshine and sparklypoo happiness every time she opened her mouth to say something. |
*notes use of sparklypoo*
Lucinda Simington - April 28, 2008 02:00 AM (GMT)
Darien's smitten!
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| Lucinda! Simington! Lucinda Simington! What a glorious name! Simington, Lucinda! Even backwards it was glorious! |
Logan Fletcher - April 30, 2008 02:59 AM (GMT)
Apollo's plan B:
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| There was only one thing to do in such a situation, become annoying then flee before any curses were flung at him. |
I love this character.
Apollo Sinistra - April 30, 2008 03:53 AM (GMT)
Oh Wendell you just have so much love to give...
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| "It's really been too long oh fairest maiden of my heart! I have been like a dehydrated nomad wandering through the scorching deserts of Africa in search of your oasis of paradise!" |
Logan Fletcher - May 12, 2008 12:25 AM (GMT)
I attempted to get into Logan-mode with some Hannibal Lector...
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| Spiv: Man. Hannibal Rising didn't really help me get into character at all. Apollo: that's because it has Gaspard. You can't see evil when its played by someone pretty |
Ivy Ballantine - May 13, 2008 04:57 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (From Spiv's PM) |
| Can't smack a ho with a weak pimp hand, you know. ;) |
'Nuff said.
Darien Holywell - May 18, 2008 05:02 AM (GMT)
From Alain's character profile:
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| His boggart, incidentally, is of himself accidentally choking on the bag he hyperventilates into. |
:lol:
Will Channing - May 19, 2008 02:27 AM (GMT)
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| Apollo: eek! I love pms! |
;)
Darien Holywell - May 19, 2008 03:22 AM (GMT)
Amyoosement:
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Carmen: A double date would be pretty hilarious Artemis: I could be amused by it Alison: I would be amused by reading it! Brock: I'm with Alison. ^-^ Spiv: Same, definitely Apollo: Oh dear...the amusement will never end if/when that happens Brock: I'm amused by our amusement. ^-^ Spiv: Haha Spiv: And we are easily amused Sarah: We're always really easily amused. Brock: How amusing! Carmen: We find it so amusing, we can have a whole conversation about our amusement Spiv: My goodness Spiv: Someone quote this, please Artemis: Well, it's kept me amused for the past five minutes! Sarah: The word amusing is very amusing in and of itself. Anything with that 'myoo' noise in there. Muse....I was going to list more words but I can't think of any. Carmen: Moos? Carmen: Mews? Carmen: Myoosic? Carmen: Myooseum? Brock: *is amused*! ^-^ Carmen: ...Well I found them amusing. Sarah: ....and I agree :] Spiv: I laughed out loud Brock: Are moments like these why so many of us have to seek shelter online like the dorks we are? :] Sarah: Don't call me a dork, Jerkly. Carmen: We'd miss out on the amusement if we left our computers Sarah: Just because you add a ridiculously cute smiley-thing after it doesn't make it okay! Apollo: is amused by a muse in a museum that moos and mews ... *tries to make a sentence out of muse words but fails * dorks us? never Carmen: *finds Sarah's anger amusing* Sarah: ....and I agree :] Spiv: *giggles* Sarah: Don't you mean amyoosing? Sarah: "Seek shelter online" doesn't sound good. Sarah: I like to think of it as coming home <3 Spiv: Are you kidding? I dork it out in real life too Spiv: Aww Sarah Sarah: (To think that our English friends are missing out on this!) Spiv: I know! Sarah: Don't Awwww Spiv: That's what they get for being in the wrong time zone Spiv: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Sarah: I was just acknowledging that my computer chair is comfortable. Spiv: *sniffles* Spiv: It's okay, Sarah Spiv: Show your love. Don't be afraid Sarah: Oh yeah, and I may or may not have mentioned this. Sarah: Brockly and I are married now- we went to CA. Would have invited you, but gas is expensive these days and we were concerned about you poor students. Brock: Sidenote: I'm reading Sofia's profile and I was amused because I came to this: "Death also means little to Sofia. She finds it amusing..." Caroline: I just hit refresh and came upon all this, haah Sarah: aMYOOsing! Brock: Caroline, are you amused? :] |
*will edit rest in briefly...*
Part Deux:
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Sarah: Oh no! Apollo: but what about me! Sarah and Brock you did not invite a ca cbox member! Caroline: I am indeed Amyoozed. Sarah: NOT AMYOOSING: I have to go to bed :[ Spiv: Congrats Sarah and Brockly! *throws confetti and guavas* Sarah: ...my bad! Apollo: but what about me! Sarah and Brock you did not invite a ca cbox member! Sarah: Sorries Apollo, you're totally invited to the anniversary party next year. Apollo: gaa! My internet is loco right now Spiv: The online list is so colorful! Sarah: Oh noez, loco internet. Apollo: score! and i so did not mean to have the same thing twice - lets hope i don't do double posts any time soon... Carmen: Spiv: Amused by colors Sarah: About that- you should invest in a member legend. Sarah: Goodnightz! Artemis: Night! Hope you have amyoosing dreams! |
...That's enough. *SUPERBOGGLE*
Wendell Darrow - May 19, 2008 04:07 AM (GMT)
It's funny, cause its true...
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| Extract from Will's Character Profile: (Oh yes...and he can also try to get Wendell in with the BHL...which he would have been able to do by now if Wendell didn't keep talking to them himself.) |
Ivy Ballantine - May 22, 2008 10:09 PM (GMT)
Oh Will...
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"BBC Pride and Prejudice!" he exclaimed. It was one of his father's favorite books and movies; he had always told Will that it was it was his handbook on how to treat a woman ("or any lover, of course," he had added on for Will's sake). "Merlin, I could use some Colin Firth right now!" |
Ivy Ballantine - May 25, 2008 02:09 AM (GMT)
ROFL.
Brock's Dream:
Brock's Dream:
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Speaking of Darien Holywell - I had a dream about AG last night! It was really, really strange. Darien was snogging Lucy, then took off a mask and he was Damien. He gloated about his "Derry costume" before Actual-Derry turned him into Kirby from that old Nintendo game. o-o Then it turned into dreaming about a bunch of Kirbys (Kirbies?) trying to avoid being eaten by Pacman, so the dream kind of lost cohesiveness... but I think I've definitely been thinking too much about AG lately if it made it into my dreams lol. |
Ahahahaha!
Good grief, I'm crying! *wipes tears from eyes*
Lucinda Simington - May 27, 2008 01:02 AM (GMT)
This quote is SO Ivy...poor Ben!
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| "If you need me I'll be in Ireland with my crackpot Revolutionary friends, slaughtering British babies for me supper." |
Dermot Ballantine - May 27, 2008 03:04 AM (GMT)
Darien the Dream Boy?
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autumn: GUYS DARIEN WAS IN MY DREAMS TOO. not even lying. autumn: i was his girlfriend. autumn: we were in this museum and all the animals came alive autumn: and i rode the elephant autumn: and he went on the ostrich autumn: and we made out. |
:blink:
Lucinda Simington - May 27, 2008 03:08 AM (GMT)
That's just because they haven't met Derry yet.
Look at that banner! Irresistible.
<_<
Just make sure you girls (and Will) keep a ten foot radius around my man.
Look at that banner! Irresistible.
<_<
Just make sure you girls (and Will) keep a ten foot radius around my man.
Judy Baines - May 29, 2008 11:08 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Consuming unknown potions was just asking for mind control by Goblins. |
Oh, Alain. Nuff said.
Dermot Ballantine - May 31, 2008 07:09 PM (GMT)
Apollo at his best:
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| What sort of hats did professional men wear? Unsure for once in his life he removed his tie and placed it around his head. Instant business causal! |
Haha! I love it!
Kate Derum - June 5, 2008 05:04 AM (GMT)
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| An odd cackle traveled up the stairs, one that did not belong to Artemis. Something was most definitely not right down below. As man of the house he was obliged to go and have a look. Throwing down the knife and tearing off his 'Kiss the Drama Queen' apron, complements of Will, Apollo marched down stairs to see what all the fuss was about. If she was still going on about her failed date and how she just didn't know what to make of Darien Apollo was going to sign her up for therapy, especially if the odd cackle like noise had been emitted by her. |
Oh dear me, I found this quite hilarious. I love Apollo.
Carmen Snidgeton - June 29, 2008 05:20 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| "The Pan-Dimensional Time/Space Continuum Fabric of Magic Connector Gene Plot!" |
Lame Potter Jokes:
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| "Yew Needa Wand!" |
Poor Unfortunate Souls!
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| "Gotta Catch 'Em All!" |
Spiv goes analogy crazy:
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| "Each witch or wizard is like a miniature wormhole!" "It's like a mine, where they dug too deep!" "It's like a power plant, where it shuts down!" |
More Spiv:
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| "It bleeds dimensions!" |
Soltanto Amore - June 29, 2008 06:36 AM (GMT)
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“Please, I’m praying to whatever entity might be watching over me that you know what just hit the floor and aren’t about to freak out or faint or hyperventilate in response to the spectacle,” he said very quickly and giddily. “I don’t want to go to the Ministry, they scare me." |
Nat in Sanctuary. Found it a bit funny. Made me giggle. :)
Aleksandra Mikhaylova - June 29, 2008 10:12 PM (GMT)
Everard in Just Good Business
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| Patrick was exceedingly pleased, and kept his eyes on her. The way she moved was very fetching, but Patrick didn't delude himself for a second in that respect. He sighed and chuckled to himself. Oh, the schoolboy crush I missed out on! It's come back to haunt me. |
*huggles Paddy*
Admin - July 1, 2008 06:23 AM (GMT)
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| Carmen: Brock is always good for squees. |
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| Spiv: Night, Lee! ...Nightly! |
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| Spiv: *clicks go to top button* Up! |
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| Lee: I hate roofing. Never let anyone convince you it is anything but the devil's work. |
Ivy Ballantine - July 3, 2008 04:29 AM (GMT)
Nancing Lessons:
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| Autumn: carmen. how exactly do you nance? Carmen: Well, it usually involves skipping and sort of flopping your arms about in a happy manner Lee: nancing is good for blood circulation Autumn: good cause my foots asleep Autumn: i shall nance! Autumn: nance a da nance a da Autumn: im nancing! everyone look at my speical nance dance! |
Ivy Ballantine - July 4, 2008 05:38 AM (GMT)
Honey, you mean Hunkules!
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| Lee: The fact that your still smarting over your middle name I'm sure helped steer your decision toward Hercules autumn: what. Opera: :drop: I hate you Lee and your punishment is coming. Opera: my middle name is 'Lesbos'. my father thought it was "really pretty" and my mother was unable to make him listen to reason. haha. Carmen: ... Carmen: :rofl: Lee: hahahahaha best smiley reaction ever Opera: hardy har Lee. It is pretty funny though. Mom was victorious in making it my MIDDLE name. Thank God for small miracles right? Carmen: Indeed! Opera: And autumn Hercules is the perfect terrible name...cause even any nick name you have people would figure it out Opera: cause how many things can "Herc" be short for? Carmen: Hercan? Lee: Canny-Kins? Carmen: Ummmm...Jim? Carmen: *brain fails* Lee: haha Jim? Lee: some people call me....*pause* Jiiiiiim? autumn: herpes autumn: haha thats what i would call him. Lee: HAHAHA Lee: Oh! From forced masculinity to a Venereal disease. Hercules has the best life ever |
Ivy Ballantine - July 5, 2008 03:59 PM (GMT)
It's all Spiv's fault!
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autumn: yawwwn. i think i may make up that new character now. Carmen: You definitely should, Autumn. New characters are yummy. autumn: we could eat them all up! Carmen: I try to eat at least one charrie a day. Spiv keeps me very well supplied autumn: haha, i know. ever since I've come to this site, i've become obese Carmen: Lawl. Spiv's alter problem is so bad it makes us obese. autumn: STOP IT SPIV! YOUVE KNOW IVE BEEN TRYING TO SLIMFAST! autumn: she's ruins everything. autumn: i think she likes me this fat. seriously. she squeezes my muffin tops sometimes. |
Artemis Sinistra - July 7, 2008 04:30 AM (GMT)
Discussing the parenting capabilities of an auror and a criminal....
Arty: I imagine Wendell would be quite good with children...he had a lot of younger siblings to practice on
Apollo: sofia would on the other hand be a complete mess. She has too many mental problems to deal with those of her children.
Arty: I imagine Wendell would be quite good with children...he had a lot of younger siblings to practice on
Apollo: sofia would on the other hand be a complete mess. She has too many mental problems to deal with those of her children.
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| Imagine... Child: *jumps up behind sofia*: Boo! Sofia: *proceeds to unleash every single curse known to man kind as well as a binding curse to keep the evil villain at bay* Sofia: oh... sorry! Have some tea... WENDELL! Wendell: *enters room playing piggy back with another child and singing happy little kid songs* Oh Sofia....not again! Sofia: She came from behind me Wendell. I can't help it, at least I don't AK people for doing that any more... * looks sadly at tombstones in backyard * |
Ivy Ballantine - July 9, 2008 11:51 PM (GMT)
In the incest way possible.
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| Lee: I think if both parties get out of there in one solid piece we can call this a succes Lee: I think atlas is really trying to not be himself too much Lee: I could be dangerous |
Logan Fletcher - July 10, 2008 02:53 AM (GMT)
This is from work today, in honor of Carmen. She taught me well.
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| Courtney: I'm glad you still have your arms. Spiv: Yeah, I'm pretty attached to them. |
*slaps knee*
Willow Rayne - July 11, 2008 11:27 PM (GMT)
Me: "Hey mom, check this out. *laugh*
Mom: *calmly* Yeah, that's pretty accurate, isn't it."
Me: "Yep."
Mom: *she walks away*
Me: *stares blankly after her, and I hear her...*
Mom: "HARRY, DID YA PUT YA NAM IN DA GOBLA DE FIYA?!?!?"
Me: *snorts and starts laughing again*
Constance Fallon - July 17, 2008 06:49 PM (GMT)
Cause I thought it was snarky:
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| Random Ignorant: So... you're blind? Mack: One, be more original. Two, of course I am. Now can I go back to eating my sandwich? |
Constance Fallon - July 20, 2008 04:58 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| He backed into a corner by the mugs, fixed himself a cuppa, and tried to settle into a sort of suave and nonchalant lounging posture, the sort that worked really, really well for tall, dark former Slytherins and never worked for E.B. Braun. For one, his leg was twitching. |
<333 E.B.!
Elior Braun - August 10, 2008 02:18 AM (GMT)
So I was talking to Lee about the fact that all of the responses to Cal in the 'Hot or Not' thread are, essentially, people telling him to bathe...
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Lee: I have this image of cal looking at conditioner and wondering what the hell hes supposed to do with it then kinda just, dumping it in the bottom of the tube *tub and making a bomb with it |
Mackenzie Dalton - August 11, 2008 02:33 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Arty: "Honey I have something to tell you...but you can't be mad...I'm having an affair with Rudolph!" |
Talking about how Logan will tell Artemis about the fact that he sucks out people's souls during work hours. Hehehehehehe....
Ivy Ballantine - August 13, 2008 10:23 PM (GMT)
Supreme Plot Boggles:
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Steph: Heegads... I think my brain may well be simmering in a pool of it's own juices on a highway somewhere in Asia Minor all because I'm attempting to take on the entire 2018-2019 plottage thread in one sitting. Steph: Brain: --fizzle-- |