Basically, you ask for a wish, the next user corrupts it, and asks for a wish. I'll start:


I wish for VERMON

Vermon doesn't appear but enstead pie god does.


I wish for money.

Granted...but it was korean money



I wish for world peace

granted but your the only person on earth.

i wish you made a wish

granted but you died

i wish you would stop forgetting to make a wish.

Granted, but he eventually forgets.

I wish I was male. XD

granted but your a male penguin.


I wish that penguins ruled the world.

Granted but I RULE THE WORLD BECAUSE I'MA PENGUIN. D:< BOW SLAVE!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted but you have short term memory loss


I wish im a warrior

Granted, but you're a warrior with a stick for a weapon.

I wish I had a stick.

I pee on you before you finish your wish


I wish that My GF would dump me already

granted but you had a new GF which is uglier


i wish i can bully everybody in school

wish granted but someone that you bullied shoots you

i wish i could wish for a wish that no one else can wish for.

granted but somebody already thought of it


i wish for nothing.

granted but then u still get something

I wish for a wish that will never go wrong

Granted, but eventually goes wrong since you wasted a wish.

I wish I died. <.<

granted but you don't really die. You just get stabbed with a plastic spork


i wish for a pie the size of canada for pie god

wish granted but its a paper filled pie.

(i don't care it's for pie god)

i wish the dumbass wished for a wish

granted but he forgot to make a wish again


I wish we had more members

granted but their more annoying than pie god is


i wish for ...

Granted but i end up annoying you


I wish that my head would implode

wish granted but you regrow your head and it keeps happening over and over

i wish i could wish for super artistic skills

granted but you live in a cardboard box for the rest of your life


i wish for ....

Your head explodes

I wish that a wish could become a wish while wishing for a wish and wishing the wish wish wish wish

poof! only the genie has an iq of a peanut so he just turns you into an apple pie.

I wish I had a tub of gravy

Granted but the gravy was licked by a grandma.

I wish I could be licked by someone.

granted but you were so tasty he ate you


i wish im a girl

wish granted but your an ugly girl

i wish i was master chief

are you really a girl

You exploded


Z0MG 1 W1SH 1 W4S T3H N00B

Wish granted cuz i barely under stood that

i wish i could understand that

Granted but then you can only under stand those few words

I wish I was the Arbiter

Wish granted but in the beginning of halo 3 the master chief doesn't listen to his squad and kills the arbiter(you)

i wish i could never be tired.

Granted...cause you never got out your bed



I wish greeny could know my gender that im a boy ;)

granted but he turns out to be gay and falls in love with you lol j/k
Whoa, no
I wish for me to be invincable

Wish granted, but before you are you get killed.

I wish the typo fairy exploded.

Wish granted but a typo god will replace the fairy

i wish i could get call of duty 4 today.

you got it but your PS/Xbox/PC and all the other gadgets you have exploded



I wish for a big giant pie!!!