Go!

Now what?

How Now What?

Wear your wig backwards.

Why wear your wig backwards?

What's with all of the questions?

What difference does it make to this?

I don't know, you should be telling me.

About what should I always be telling to you?

I think you know what you should be telling me.

Now then, what is this that I am supposed to know?

Alright now, we are definantly getting off of the beaten path here.

This path of which you speak, why, when, and how is it beaten?

Well, the fact of the matter is, we don't need to beat this path.

How is it that you know that the path does not need to be beaten?

First we must consider how to beat the path and where to beat it then why.

I would know best that the path does not need to be beaten, because I built it.

And who says that you are to be trusted when you say that you built said beaten path?

Well, if you choose to not trust in me or my knowledge, then you are bound to perish tragically.

Well, quite frankly, I think your knowledge is a load of horse dooty and I would never listen to it.

Well frankly, if everyone here went by your knowledge instead of mine, we would have been doomed a long time ago.

Luckily for me, although my intelligence modifier is zero, my wisdom modifier is plus three, therefore I can see through your facade.

All your talk of modifiers is confusing me and it will inevitably make me angrier than a bear that sits on a porcupine.

^^26 words^^

Considering I have to type up twenty-seven words (the twenty-seven counts as two, by the way), I plan on adding as much filler as possible.

You would be wrong in saying that you need quite that much filler, because in actuality you only needed twenty-four words for that sentence.

What Sety doesn't realize is that I was and never am mistaken in anything I do, on account of me being awesome at everything I do.

That can't be, I am never wrong when I count words, numbers, symbols, or anything else that can be counted, measured, or even be created on this planet! D :<