i'm currently at work and have another 1hr to kill before i head home .. so here is a bar .. if you have no idea what a bar is .. well .. you should get out more or watch more tv.
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anyways come in sit down and get a drink .. theres seats near the counter and seats at the back. there are also some tables and such for those who want some munchies .. theres a pinball, fooz ball and pool table. however remember to share and play nice .. if you want to fight take it outside ...

oh and leave your weapons with the bouncer

- joseph

*puts the fighting knife from the sheath on ankle into the locked box and takes the key*

:unsure: ~thinks : a little corrsion never hurt anyone too much.... ~

*hands over NaOH in a water pistol to bouncer*


*goes up to the bar and then pours a lemonade, adds a splash of gin before going over to one the chairs and taking out a book on training tactics*

*wanders in and starts to move over to the pool table, but is stopped by the bouncer*
*looks confused*
*bouncer raises eyebrow*
*growls*
*bouncer frowns*
*gives up and hands over rings, hair ornaments, necklace and earrings*
*bouncer still stands in the way*
*huffs and hands over knife from bottom of bag*
*bouncer grins and locks the mass of shiny jewellery in a box, inspecting the knife before adding it to the pile of loot*
*continues drift over to pool table and starts to set up a game*

*flips a page and takes a sip from the glass*
*looks at the newcomer and then returns to the book*

*is sitting in the darkened corner wearing a long black over-coat and wide brimmed hat*
*sips on a tall glass of bourbon*

*looks suspiciously at the character in the corner and wanders over to the book-reading man instead*
*tries to read over his shoulder*

*closes book and looks up*

"Anything I can help you with?"

*Lips stretching out to reveal teeth, not a smile as such, unless it was a smile that could be followed by laughter and blood*

*raises an eyebrow and shrugs*

Yeah. Wanna play pool?

*jerks thumb over shoulder towards set-up pool table*

*Crashes out of the toilet, really loudly and lands with a sickening crunch on the pool table.*

Alright, somebody really needs to get that fixed!

*Storms back into the toilet followed by an angry ferret*

*sighs and wanders back to the pool table, setting it up again and ignoring the strange strange person living in the toilet*

*walks up to the table and then takes a pool cue from off the rack*

"eh, i'll give it a shot."

More than one, I hope.

*grins, taking an appropriately-size cue from the rack and gesturing toward the table with it*

You can break.

*Makes loud angry noises in the toilet before being shot back out, slamming right into the cue rack.*

I give up.

Probably a good plan if the toilet dislikes you that much

*inspects the splintered cues on the rack*

That was quite a shot...

Tell me about it. I'm amazed I'm not bleeding profusely yet.

*staggers back up to his feet*

Seen the ferret around?

*Walks around the table and then breaks hard, balls bouncing around untill one goes in*

looks like I'm smalls.

*looks at the guy with the ferret chasing him*
hmm

*walks up to the bouncer and hands over katana and wakizashi*
*walks to pool table, looks at the game in progress and head over a couch*
*slumps on couch*
*takes out hip flask*
*swings and returns hip flask to a pocket in leather pants*

*looks at the attractive young lady in leather pants and then waits for the other young lady to take her shot*

*walks over to the book and then puts it in one of the large pockets in his blue jacket*

*eyes the newcomer with wariness but shrugs*

Nope, not really. But I saw a blur heading for the bar.

*turns back to the pool table*

Well play on then. Bigs'll be fine for me.

*Turns to the guy who had just taken his shot at the pool table.*

I take it that you haven't seen a ferret around. Small furry little creature, sharp teeth which have a habit of finding the worst places.

*falls asleep on couch*

*wanders over and pokes the leather-clad sleeping lady with one of the broken pool cues*

*mutters*
lemme sleep
*ignores jab*

*jabs again in the ribs*

*wakes up*
wtf are you doing?
*staggers to feet*

Playing pool. Clearly.

*drops broken cue and wanders back to the pool table wondering if it's time for her shot yet*

Oh, and amusing myself by irritating other patrons of the bar. That's always fun.

*sits back down and falls asleep again*





//Kat then goes to eat dinner//

*Bounces the white ball around the table a bit before making some mess*

*takes out book and reads some more before going over to the small bookcase and putting the book back on the shelf*

*aims with the white ball and manages to hit a big, but fails to get it anywhere near a hole*

Pfeh, I forgot that. I suck at pool.

*lines up the cue and gets ready to strike*
"Mew!"
*kittens head pops out from large jacket pocket*

*the shot goes off the table and lands on the sleeping woman*
hmm, hungry, just a min, will go and get you something to eat

*goes up to the bar and gets into the fridge for some milk, then pours it onto a plate. Pulling the little grey kitten with black stripes from his jacket pocket and putting it and the plate on the bookshelf*

"now stay, and be quiet"

Aww, that's cute

*watches the kitten for a while before snapping out of it, refocusing on the game*

Two shots to me!

*lines up and misses the hole again; then manages to sink something*
*does a happy dance*
*takes another shot and just misses a pocket*

purrrrrr purrr purrr
"okay, sounds like your done"
*picks up the kitten and then puts him back in the pocket*
*lines the ball up and hits a small and sets one up before the corner pocket*
hmmm.

*strokes the kittens head poking out from the pocket*

*tries to sink another large but only manages to knock a few around a bit*

Pfft. Ah well, it's relaxing.

*eyes kitten*

Is it a she or a he? What's it's name?

She, and her name is just "kitten", picked her up a while ago, but she never seems to get any older or larger
*puts kitten onto the pool table where she sits down and watches carefully*
*strikes the white and sinks a small, in the furthest pocket from kitten*

That's odd. Are you sure it's a cat?

*moves around the table, watching the kitten*
*fingers keep twitching wanting to pat it*

*kitten watches the woman playing pool before blinking her eyes slowly and then laying down on the edge of the table*
I am Quinn.
Who are you?

*sniffs the air and then picks up kitten, four small paw prints can just be seen slightly scorched on the edge of the table*

be good, *puts kitten on shoulder*

*grins at the man - Quinn - and takes a random shot. It sinks two balls. She shrugs, then takes another shot, missing every ball on the table*

I'm usually called Bitch, but you can call me Harpy

*winks at Quinn, returning to eyeing the kitten*

Can I pat her?

*kitten rubs against the side of Quinns head*
sure, be careful though, she has claws
*hands over the kitten before taking his two shots and sinking the second ball, another small sits infront of another corner pocket*

she will let you know when she wants to be put down again

*takes kitten and strokes, cradling to chest while watching Quinn place his next two shots*

What's with the scorchmarks? Is this a hellcat or something?

*hands kitten back to take her shot*

what scorch marks?
*goes over to the bookcase and takes the plate down from the shelf before going to wash it out*
kitten is just a normal kitten, other than her staying young, and her love of dried fish.
*takes a small bag out from the left breast pocket and then feeds kitten a small treat*
"come on, up you hop"
*puts the kitten onto his shoulder again, which she then promptly jumps down from and then pads over to the sleeping woman, rubbing against her hand*

*Quinn takes his shot and sinks the two corner balls in the first shot, then sinks the black on the second*

hmmm, ah well.