Considering whats happened in the RvB thread I thought I'd see what happens if one of these gets started.

Post Quotes from any show just make sure you say what the show is and which character says it.

To start with:

"Chi" (Chobits, Chi)
"That hotdog must've fried your brain" (Wolf's Rain, Hige)
"Sit" (Inuyasha, Kagome)

Quote my brother "that shampoo tastes like dish-washing liquid"

"Pride is all good and well but a sausage is a sausage" (Discworld, Gaspode the dog)

(RvB Ep94 - Tucker Knows Best)
Tuckers brief pointers to life:

1. Invest in real-estate
2. There's no such thing as a permanent record
3. Always eat breakfast
4. All the girls on the internet are actually dudes
5. You should never, ever by the extended warranty on anything...EVER
6. Chicks like it when you tell them they're pretty but they also like it when you're kind of a dick to them, so mix it up a little

Actually, at Myer if you don't want to buy the extended warranty, we'll just cut the cost of the item to cover it, and throw it in for you anyway.

From Chronicals of Mereton. When talking about Anithis and Tristan


Tholomy: You're just pissed because she wears pants manlier than yours.

Rashel: An independent streak a mile wide. At least



Firefly.

"When you are wading hip deep through cow shit you don't much care about the colour of the cow."

"the grass is greener on the other side only because there is more shit there"

"Rocket Boots!" (The Murdoch Uni : Discoverers Welcome ad campaign.)

LOL at the murdoch ad

"Why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions?" - Caboose learning to drive Sheila the tank (RvB Season 1)

*sorry if i continue to pump out Red VS Blue quotes. After following it since part way through season 2 all the way up to its finale this year, the years of watching this pure-genius-of-comedy series has had one hell of an effect - these quotes come naturally to me! be thankful when i pull out a few futurama and family guy lines later*

"We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say... 'Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.'" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!

and of course - "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!"

"Its only a flesh wound. Come on!" Holy Grail.

"In case of an emergency" "Stick your head between your legs and kiss your bum good bye" Chicken Run

"I don't want to be made into a pie! I don't like Gravy" Chicken Run.

"Ogres are like onions!" Shrek

"Their dominoes will topple like a house of cards, checkmate."

"My plan is so simple an idiot could have designed it."

Zapf Branigan Futurama

gah, include the pants comment- my wounded pride again.


'If i say something, assume I mean what I meant to have said!'-me

"Planes don't kill you, the ground does."

"The stupider you act, the more surprised people are when you kill them."- I live by this one :)

"Time is the fire in which we burn."

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
~ Edward Abbey

"Don't piss me off I am running out of places to put the bodies"

Murphy's Laws
"Smith and Weason beats four aces"

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong"

"Nature is a Mother"

"Never mess with Mrs Murphy"

"Whoever has the gold makes the rules"

"If you think everything is going well you obviously don't know what the hell is going on"

"If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation no one is accountable"

"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I shall have another drink"

"In a hierarchy everyone rises to their own level of incompetency and remains there"

"Any tool dropped whilst repairing a car will roll under the car to the exact middle"

"The probably of toast falling buttered side down is proportional to the cost of the flooring"

"The repair man will never have seen a model quite like yours before"

"If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway"

"No mans life, liberty or property is safe whilst the legislation is in session"

"All warranties expire upon payment of the invoice"

"Fixing anything yourself will always cost more than you thought and take twice as long"

"There is never time to do things right but there is always time to do things over"

"A $300 picture tube will protect a 20c fuse by blowing first"

"Any broken appliance when demonstrated will work perfectly for a repairman."

"A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth"







ooc: I know more of them. I think I got most though......

Simmons: Andy, is that you?
Andy: No, I'm the other talking bomb, Francis. Pleased to meet you ya dickhead!

.......

Sarge: We don't have time for this! Let's go men.
Andy: Wait! Take me with you!
Sarge: Andy, we're going into battle undermanned, we're low on ammo, and with no support... what use could we possibly have for a bomb?!

.......

(beats Glen to it)
Andy: Oh, hey Lopez!
Lopez the Heavy: Meh! (Translation from Spanish: Up yours.)

My brother " Can a potato be used as a weapon?"
Me "If you throw it hard enough"

*the original mario theme* ... dunno if its much of a quote but i think it qualifies somehow :D

also

Megatron: When expecting booby traps...
*Quickstrike enters Maximals new base, triggers large-punching-glove-on-a-spring defence system*
Megatron: ... always send a boob in first.
(Beast Wars - Season 3)


(hey Naomi... "chubbly!")

Me: defense: It's what stops you from losing when you are not attacking.

Officer: Do you have any booby traps on you?
Man: Not at all governor, cept for being a thief I am a model citizen

Me: Science is the search for all answers, questions and knowledge. It is beauty and grace but above all else it is a dedication to furthering mans knowledge and wisdom.
Teacher: Wow who said that?
Me: Me say that. (wince) Doh!

Paul at the vet. *This is an actual conversation*

Cat's name is Kitten Cotton

Dog's name is Dog

Vet "so whats the dogs name?"

Paul "Dog"

Vet "no w0hats the dogs name?"

Paul "Dog"

Vet "Ah yes Kitten Cat"

"awkward silence"

*I bet the vet is thinking "I hope this man doesn't have children."*

"Space Corps directive 34124: No officer with false teeth shall attempt oral sex in zero gravity" - Red Dwarf

Hermes " I'm going to jump!"

Fry, Lela, Dr Z "NO!"

Bender "Do a flip."

Futurama

"Suck it blue, I mean red! Fuck!"
RvB

*points for the cat* woo for simmons

Sarge: ...and what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif: A walrus
Sarge: I though I told you to stop making up animals!

heres a thought, do a game, first person puts up a quote, next person works out where the quote was from and then posts another. etc.

Some questionable wisdom i came up with:

not so good at playing by the rules, but really good at not getting caught

the only thing that honor allows is the ability to sleep at night

the spelling of corps-man is disconcertingly similar to corpse-man

want to deny something happened? make a movie about it

its not heavy, because its MY laptop

natural human denial gives me deniability from the unatural

the life span of the product is directly proportional to its cost


Now the first TV quote to be guessed: (Going from memory here)

Bernard: "Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes", it roughly translates to "beware of Greeks bearing gifts". Its about the Trojan Horse.
Jim: I thought you said Greek?
Bernard: Well technically the Greeks built the horse and...
Jim: Thank you Bernard

Black Books.

Okay, there's the next quote (careful, this one is obscure):

Erica: Do you know anything about hackers? Have you jammed with the console cowboys in cyberspace?
Tina: What?
Erica: Ever read Neuromancer?
Tina: Huh?
Erica: Ever experienced the New Wave? Next Wave? Green wave? Or cyberpunk? I didn't think so. I'll handle the hacker stories.
Tina: Yeah, I think you should. Where'd you learn about all this hacker stuff?
Erica: In there. It's a world where you're judged by what you say and think... not by what you look like. A world where curiosity and imagination is a power.

Not Black Books. Close though. Well closish

What do you want your tombstone to read?
Yippie-Kiya Mother fucker!

Yeah it sucked how he didn't say the whole thing in Die Hard 4.0. He said like "yippie kiyay mother..."

i have impure thoughts about teletubbies...

our top story today: a fight was started downtown by a man wearing a suit made completely of mirrors... police said the man apologized after the man had time to sit down and reflect

it's me! runs-away-from-danger man! *runs*

- all Colin Mochrie

"Whose Line is it Anyway?" FTW!!!

*Rains for 40 days and 40 nights.*

Flanders: Lucky I was prepared. I have 2 of every animal on my boat. Both male of coarse, don't want any hankey pankey.

"The Angels Have My Telephone Box" Doctor Who
"You do know that's Simmons right?" Sheila, RvB

My fav quote come from Gladiator:

"What we do in Life echoes in Eternity"

We've even got that printed on a T shirt for the youths in our church.

:P

JT

"My False Logic circut tells me that's incorrect, and my Bullshit meter Agrees" Sheila, RvB

mwahahaha *loves creating RvB quote monsters* :D

"My toes are getting pruney." - Caboose

Caboose: I know where you can find O'Malley. He lived inside my head for a while, maybe he left an address to send his mail. We were like roommates.
Sarge: Sounds like he took some of the furniture when he left... and the carpets... and the drapes... and I wouldn't expect to get that deposit back... if you know what I mean.

"I never thought I'd reach the moment in my life when I actually missed Grif... but here it is." - Sarge

Quotes from my favorite movies:
"A quick impression for you: Caw caw, bang, fuck I'm dead"

"Who are you?"
"no-one of consequence"
"I must know!"
"Get used to disappointment"
"Hokay"

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist."

Oh yeah, and a quote from a brilliant series...
"I'm running! I'm running! I'M NAKED!"

knock knock

whose there?

your a

your a who?

your a shisno!

Gary RvB

"They are not toys they are highly collectable figurines." (Zoids Fanfic)