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Title: Kane: See No Evil
Description: Movie Review


mania - March 21, 2007 04:31 PM (GMT)
First, I want to say.. WOW THAT MOVIE FUCKING SUCKED!!!!

This is very possibly the worst movie EVER made... I mean that. This is a horror flick that I grabbed off the shelf at Blockbuster due to a busy sat night with limited options to choose from. I should have sat on the toilet all night instead.
The premise is a bunch of good looking teens/20 somethings, who are inmates in a state correctional facility, are heading to an abandoned Hotel for refurbishing in return for a reduced sentence. These "INMATES" wear designer clothes, carry cell phones, drugs, and make up, and appear to have arrived from a luxurious jail cell located on the beach at the OC....
Of course, they all seperate into clicks and scatter throughout the massive hotel so that the murderer lurking at the Hotel can stalk them (two of dooch bag actors go on a treasure hunt for gold left in the hotel.... :D ). Everything cliche that could be said or happen in a horror flick happens... Unbelievably bad movie, ending, whatever... It seemed the director watched the worst horror films of the past twenty years, spliced the ideas together, and hired horrible actors/actresses to make all the scenes even worse. The are no suprises here and thankfully the whole turd movie wraps up in about 1 hour and 15 minutes flat....
My serious rating....0.1 out of 5 (due to a nude female body)

BTW, the villian doesn't even kill his victims in a gory or interesting manner. Nope he smashes their bodies in elevator doors or uses a hook like his was fishing.... GENIUS. :homer:

dizzle - March 21, 2007 08:46 PM (GMT)
Never rent horror movies that were not released in the theater. Most of the ones that were released in theaters suck ass so the ones that don't make it that far normally suck a lot more ass.




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