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Title: To many movies to remember
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jac bandit - March 28, 2007 08:26 AM (GMT)
Well I have seen like 10 movies that I should write reviews on but I will just try and get the point across quick.

300: I think I am the only person I have ever heard say they don't like this movie. I saw it at the IMAX and it was just OK. But you may love it like everyone else did. There is some good nudity I guess. 3.0 out of 5.

Nacho Libre: If you really like Jack Black's facial expressions then you may enjoy it. I felt like it was a sub-par effort. But OK. 3.2 out of 5.

Tenacious D, Pick of Destiny: I was cracking up to this movie. I remember somewhere else on this board someone said all the skits are old from their show but they were new to me. Kyle Glass with long hair and cocky is great. Certain scenes go on too long but if you are in the mood for it :beer: :lucky: This movie can be genius. DON"T watch this movie if you are trying to fall asleep. The musical numbers (there are a lot so you need to be in a Party mood) [SIZE=1]will not be as cool and you won't laugh. I say its a 4.5 out of five because some parts dragged on too long.

Idiocracy: I like everything else Mike Judge has done (Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, Office Space) but not so much on this movie. I can definately see how some people would enjoy the message he is trying to send but I just wasn't digging it. But I have heard good things about this from more people than just Dizzle. I say 3.3 out of 5.

Stranger than fiction: I can't say I liked this movie too much either. Will Farrell is OK and the story is OK. I was really trashed and trying to sleep though. Actually I don't even know if I saw the ending. SO I will give it an unofficial 3.2 out of five.

I know there are a lot more but I can't remember all the movies I get from blockbuster online so I will stop here.

dizzle - March 28, 2007 04:03 PM (GMT)
Sam, it is official. I absolutely have no respect for your rating system whatsoever. 300 is the worst rated movie out of all those listed!! I understand that you might not have enjoyed the movie that much but to put it behind stink bombs like nacho libre, stranger than fiction, and idiocracy (i know i recommended this one but it doesn't mean its not stupid)!!

You mean to tell me that when you walked out of that imax you did not want to be a SPARTAN!! Those mother fuckers were bad ass!!


mania - March 30, 2007 04:17 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (dizzle @ Mar 28 2007, 04:03 PM)
Sam, it is official. I absolutely have no respect for your rating system whatsoever.

:beer: Cheers to that....

samasamiac - April 1, 2007 11:37 PM (GMT)
Yeah, I sometimes notice lower scores for better movies but half of it is what I expect going into it. 300 may be a better movie (MAY be) than Nacho libre but nacho libre is a better comedy than 300 is a a action film. Anyways, I don't have an exact reasoning for everything. These movie ratings come from the gut.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

dizzle - April 3, 2007 08:54 PM (GMT)
300 was a very good action movie. You know nothing about movies. I piss on your ratings and shat on the remnants

samasamiac - April 13, 2007 05:33 AM (GMT)
Anybody see this weeks southpark? A nice 300 spoof.

dizzle - April 13, 2007 08:28 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (samasamiac @ Apr 13 2007, 05:33 AM)
Anybody see this weeks southpark?  A nice 300 spoof.

Very funny episode indeed.......LESBOS!!!!!!!

mania - April 16, 2007 03:43 PM (GMT)
No its LES BOS.... I was turned on by the scissor's scenes. Does that make me a lesbo?

dizzle - April 27, 2007 07:30 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (mania @ Apr 16 2007, 03:43 PM)
No its LES BOS.... I was turned on by the scissor's scenes. Does that make me a lesbo?

Actually its the exact opposite. If you don't get turned on my two girls scissoring (even mrs. garrison and some nasty lesbo) THEN your gay.




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