Church was taking a walk after recieving his new assignment. He not only had a promotion but also was put in charge of a base to the south somewhere. He was leaving in a couple days and was only supposed to spend a couple months down there. Church looked around "Andy, you here?".

Andy heard Church under him and he began screaming at him. "Its about time you got over here! That stupid idiot Caboose placed me up here saying I "looked a bit pale". OF COURSE I AM GONNA LOOK PALE I GOT PAINTED BLUE!!!" Andy screamed at the top of his voice. "Get me down from here ya dirty shizno!"

"Ok Andy, just calm down." Church lifted Andy down from the shelf. :I hope your ready to see everyone else again. Your Thermal Warhead is going to get pleny of exersize where we're going.".

Andy heard what Church said, but naturally didn't care. "Listen you man dating idiot, you better get me to that idiot Caboose or I will show you what a thermo nuclear warhead can do when mad! I warn you! TWENTY megatons of pure fire and steel!" Andy threatened as Church began walking.

"No I was thinking the warhead would get exersize as a fire pit. See we're headed south. Supposed to be a joint Military Operation of Red and Blue." Church told Andy "Gonna be freezing like back on Sidewinder.".

"Heh sucks for you flesh bag. We machines aren't affected by such retarded things like weather. Not like you should worry though. You don't have any balls left to freeze on Sidewinder since your split up with the he-man Tex." Andy said laughing at Church and his past relationship with the female bounty hunter.

"Hey all you are is a ball. You don't have anything to go with it." Church returned. "At least I have something to work with. You probably couldn't even get to a girl without someone's help.".

"Hey listen ya moron, I don't pick up the chicks ok. I take them and they like it when the bomb has their way with them........granted the women I am taking about are grenades but I bet it is more then you get. When was the last time you got laid Church? Sometime before she-hulk took what you called your manhood from you? Really Church let me ask you something." Andy said, actually sounding somewhat serious. "Who was the one who wore the condoms in that relationship? I bet it was Tex huh. You were busy taking the pill!" Andy began breaking into laughter.

"If you want I can have you dropped in the middle of the ocean where your explosion won't hurt anybody. I know you can't go out without taking someone with you. You have a couple days to prep before we leave so make sure to use them ... Private Andy." Church said.

"Private? When did I get a rank! I am a bomb! What the hell am I gonna do with a rank? Tell where the mines are gonna go?!?!" Andy screamed out in confusion. "Also, what is it that I have to get ready for? It's not like I have any real close belongings here. I don't even have legs or fingers for that matter."

Church dropped Andy on the ground. "You have 2 days before we leave. And at least having rank is better than being a civilian. Blue army has benefits." Church went to his room and started packing. It was going to be tough dealing with all those idiots again but at least he'd be able to boss around Sarge.

Andy grunted as Church dropped him on the ground. "OW!!! Hey, asshole! Just cause I am a bomb doesn't mean it doesn't hurt when I am dropped." Andy began noticing that Church was walking away from him. "Hey what do you expect me to do to get my stuff? Roll there? Pick me up ya dumb bitch!" Andy called out hoping Church would do just that.

One of the trainees picked up Andy "Where to sir?" The trainee was going to carry Andy around while church packed.

Church stuffed in some easily washed clothes for under the armour. A picture of one of His and Tex's vacations before the Freelancer program, some Higene supplies, and ammo for the sniper he was bringing with him. It wasn't needed but Regulations were strict in safety protocols.

"Wow wow wow hey who the hell are you!" Andy screamed as he was picked up by the no name trainee. "You know what kid, just place me in whatever we are going to ride in. I don't have anything of any importance. If I did I would have it at my side at all times."

((Mug the trainee is yours to control but I'm gonna do a little time skip so we can get to the others faster.))

After a couple days of telling trainees what to do while Church made his way to the Pelican. He sat down near the front and put his stuff below his seat. "Better hurry up Andy.".

"Hey screw you Church give it a minute." Andy then watched as almost 30 trainees walked out of the base with boxes of items that all said 'Andy' on the side. The trainee then holding Andy placed him next to Church. The trainee then put a crimson pillow under Andy and strapped him in. Andy could feel Church's eyes on him. "What? Just a few esentials......gun powder, nitro, my special grenade ladies, and of course my mine buddies. You know, for company." Andy said, trying to play it off.

"You plan on blowing the base up as you leave don't you?" Church asked andy as the pelican closed up and began to take off. "You better make sure Caboose carries all that instead of me. There won't be a hoard of trainees to help out. Except maybe Simmons, Griff, and Tucker.".

"Wait a minute, you mean to tell me that we are gonna see those red and blue idiots again! Wow this oughta be fun." Andy said as Pelican began flying off. "So Church, in all honesty man, you looking forward to seeing Tex. If I know her, she is gonna be there. So yeah, you gonna be ready for her." Andy said, for once in the last few days, generally worried for Church.

"It's just like a class reunion. isn't it?" Church mentioned "Ya I am a little concerned about seeing her but this is an assignment and I've got work to do. You wanna be the one to break the bad news to Sarge or should I?". Church asked, his new rank was going to tear sarge apart.

"Hahaha I can't wait to see his face when he finds out someone actually out ranks him! Hahaha! He will be crying his eyes out. You go ahead and tell him bud. I just want to see the show." Andy laughed as he thought of Sarge crying. Now that would be a sight.

"Still I wonder what Captain Flowers is up to. Unless he shows up I'm going to be the highest ranking officer. Still what line should I open up with, Sarge, I want the heaters cleaned on the doubled, or Welcome to my religion?" Church asked, the perfect line would send sarge into a fit.

Andy began thinking of something with Church. "Hey how about 'welcome to my outpost you old turd.' That would seem almost perfect!" Andy said giving off a chuckle at the thought.

Church laughed as Andy was right. He put on his helmet as the pelican doors began to open and cold wind started coming in. "Show time old friend.".

((Continued in Red Vs Blue Outpost))