Barbra Killa- Washington Wazzu

Here your update to the latest rumors around the league.

Hawks guard Gerald Wallace was seen in local deals around Atlanta that centered around selling wild mongeese to the Russians. It is unknown what the motive was, but sources tell us that he "needed for money for his average lifestyle." It is unknown from where the mongeese are being imported from, though some sources say Alaska, but it is sure that Wallace is making a significant profit.

Yesterday, Elton Brand was cited for public intoxication after singing some Temptations karaoke in a local bar. People were horrified to see the star attempting to make himself look like the all around guy. One visitor to the bar stated that "he sang like he was chocking on a mongoose leg". Police quickly arrived at the scene, and Brand was arrested and brought to the local police station.

Local sources reported that Elvis Presley could become the next Washington Wizards coach. He fits all the criteria to be the next coach including "charming, energetic, and crazy." Talks to the King have not been made yet though he was spotted in Las Vegas multiple times singing "Hound Dog" which could be an indication of his link to Michael Vick.

Next week's edition: Pierce spotted with Knicks coach Isiah "I can't do anything" Thomas. Trouble??

The Hawks would like to address these rumors:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MICHAEL VICK. Thank you.

Updated. :D

5/13

again not much here

Obviously, if for Comedy, not depth. I don't want to write boring articles about my own team.