Title: Arrested for having sex with ladies' bicycles
Mats - March 1, 2008 01:37 PM (GMT)
A small article in a Danish newspaper today (translated by me):
A 36-year-old Swede has been arrested for having raped and leaving his sperm on ladies' bicycles. The police have been looking for the man for one year. Not until a woman surprised him while doing his thing did they get a description which could lead to arrest. The man said that ladies' bicycles and the smell on the handles turned him on. He is now charged with indecent exposure and vandalism.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
A 36-year-old Swede has been arrested for having raped and leaving his sperm on ladies' bicycles. The police have been looking for the man for one year. Not until a woman surprised him while doing his thing did they get a description which could lead to arrest. The man said that ladies' bicycles and the smell on the handles turned him on. He is now charged with indecent exposure and vandalism.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Riverwide - March 1, 2008 01:39 PM (GMT)
Oh. My. God. :lmao:
Crystal Coffin - March 1, 2008 01:41 PM (GMT)
:shock: but :lmao:
Vancho - March 1, 2008 02:04 PM (GMT)
Did the ladies become pregnant?
Riverwide - March 1, 2008 02:04 PM (GMT)
Eeew! :lmao:
Mats - March 1, 2008 02:22 PM (GMT)
Maybe this is how Jesus was made. MYSTERY SOLVED :shock:
SrkiSrle - March 1, 2008 02:27 PM (GMT)
:lmao: Swedish people are hilarious lol
mingemuncher - March 1, 2008 06:22 PM (GMT)
This sort of reminds me of my ex who used to jerk off over the seat of his motorbike and watch me lick the cum off. It tasted a bit odd, but then his jizz sometimes did. Too many chilis, I think.
goldtooth - March 3, 2008 01:13 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (mingemuncher @ Mar 1 2008, 01:22 PM) |
| This sort of reminds me of my ex who used to jerk off over the seat of his motorbike and watch me lick the cum off. It tasted a bit odd, but then his jizz sometimes did. Too many chilis, I think. |
I hate when that happens :lmao:
TickTock - March 4, 2008 09:28 PM (GMT)
The culprit:
Matys - March 4, 2008 09:54 PM (GMT)
He will die if he ever gets to Amsterdam. :chuckle:
TickTock - March 4, 2008 09:58 PM (GMT)
:lol2: :clap: