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henZ - April 21, 2008 12:32 PM (GMT)
1. Candy Shop 6/10
2. 4 Minutes 9/10
3. Give It 2 Me 10/10
4. Heartbeat 7/10
5. Miles Away 9/10
6. She's Not Me 8/10
7. Incredible 4/10
8. Beat Goes On 8/10
9. Dance 2night 7/10
10. Spanish Lesson 7/10
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 8/10
12. Voices 9/10

All in all, I'd give it 8/10. It's not as good as COADF and some of the Timbaland tracks, especially Devil, sounds more like something from a Justin Timberlake than a Madonna album. But it's good. It'll probably grow on me as well!

Riverwide - April 21, 2008 12:39 PM (GMT)
1. Candy Shop 4/10
2. 4 Minutes 9/10
3. Give It 2 Me 8/10
4. Heartbeat 7/10
5. Miles Away 7/10
6. She's Not Me 8/10
7. Incredible 5/10
8. Beat Goes On 8/10
9. Dance 2night 6/10
10. Spanish Lesson 6/10
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 8/10
12. Voices 10/10

Nowhere near her best album, but it's still a very enjoyable listen! This could have been a *disaster*, but it's very, very far from that. A great wee bunch of tunes. Some miss, but most hit!

bulgar - April 21, 2008 12:42 PM (GMT)
1. Candy Shop 6/10
2. 4 Minutes 9/10
3. Give It 2 Me 10/10
4. Heartbeat 8/10
5. Miles Away 9/10
6. She's Not Me 10/10
7. Incredible 7/10
8. Beat Goes On 8/10
9. Dance 2night 7/10
10. Spanish Lesson 8/10
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 8/10
12. Voices 10/10

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best songs: 'Give It 2 Me', 'Voices', 'She's Not Me', and 'Devil.'


Matys - April 21, 2008 03:46 PM (GMT)
1. Candy Shop 3/10
2. 4 Minutes 6/10
3. Give It 2 Me 7/10
4. Heartbeat 6/10
5. Miles Away 10/10
6. She's Not Me 9/10
7. Incredible 7/10
8. Beat Goes On 9/10
9. Dance 2night 8/10
10. Spanish Lesson 7/10
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 10/10
12. Voices 10/10

I'm so over 4 Minutes already :( and unlike most her I think GI2M is a nice track but no more than that. My favourite track is Miles Away, followed by Voices.

Riverwide - April 22, 2008 05:48 PM (GMT)
Updated ratings

1. Candy Shop 4/10
2. 4 Minutes 9/10
3. Give It 2 Me 8/10
4. Heartbeat 7/10
5. Miles Away 7/10 8/10
6. She's Not Me 8/10
7. Incredible 5/10
8. Beat Goes On 8/10
9. Dance 2night 6/10 7/10
10. Spanish Lesson 6/10
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 8/10 9/10
12. Voices 10/10

Pera - April 22, 2008 06:01 PM (GMT)
1. Candy Shop 3/10
2. 4 Minutes 7.5/10
3. Give It 2 Me 9/10
4. Heartbeat 9/10
5. Miles Away 8/10
6. She's Not Me 8.5/10
7. Incredible 5/10
8. Beat Goes On 9/10
9. Dance 2night 6/10
10. Spanish Lesson 5/10
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 9/10
12. Voices 9/10

average rating : 7.3333333
not bad

goldtooth - April 22, 2008 07:46 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Riverwide @ Apr 22 2008, 12:48 PM)
Updated ratings

1. Candy Shop 4/10
2. 4 Minutes 9/10
3. Give It 2 Me 8/10
4. Heartbeat 7/10
5. Miles Away 7/10 8/10
6. She's Not Me 8/10
7. Incredible 5/10
8. Beat Goes On 8/10
9. Dance 2night 6/10 7/10
10. Spanish Lesson 6/10
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 8/10 9/10
12. Voices 10/10

Classic Riv :lol2:

Riverwide - April 22, 2008 07:49 PM (GMT)
:chuckle: "Classic Riv" is when I absolutely SLATE something and then 3 days later profess my undying love for it! :lol2:

goldtooth - April 22, 2008 07:51 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Riverwide @ Apr 22 2008, 02:49 PM)
:chuckle: "Classic Riv" is when I absolutely SLATE something and then 3 days later profess my undying love for it! :lol2:

You're too much :lmao:

Riverwide - April 22, 2008 07:53 PM (GMT)
The last time I did that was for Britney's "Gimme More". :shy:

SrkiSrle - April 22, 2008 07:55 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Riverwide @ Apr 22 2008, 08:53 PM)
The last time I did that was for Britney's "Gimme More". :shy:

really? was that the last time?

and not with pretty much every song that got released after you got born?

:srkisrle1:

engin - April 22, 2008 08:33 PM (GMT)
1. Candy Shop 9/10 (I kinda like this now :chuckle: *slits wrists*)
2. 4 Minutes 10/10
3. Give It 2 Me 9/10
4. Heartbeat 7/10
5. Miles Away 9/10
6. She's Not Me 7.5/10
7. Incredible 7.5/10
8. Beat Goes On 8/10
9. Dance 2night 7/10
10. Spanish Lesson 5/10
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 9/10
12. Voices 8/10

bulletproof_heart - April 22, 2008 11:44 PM (GMT)
1. Candy Shop 7/10
2. 4 Minutes 7/10
3. Give It 2 Me 9/10
4. Heartbeat 6/10
5. Miles Away 9/10
6. She's Not Me 8/10
7. Incredible 5/10
8. Beat Goes On 4/10
9. Dance 2night 6/10
10. Spanish Lesson 3/10
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 6/10
12. Voices 7/10


Overall it's ok.... I can imagine not listening to it often in a few weeks, but who knows. Better than I thought it was going to be after all my doomsdaying but... it's alright, could have been worse

Matys - April 23, 2008 06:23 AM (GMT)
^ So you think Candyshop is better than Devil Wouldn't Recognize You? :shock:

bulletproof_heart - April 23, 2008 08:10 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Matys @ Apr 23 2008, 06:23 AM)
^ So you think Candyshop is better than Devil Wouldn't Recognize You? :shock:

For now yes.

henZ - April 23, 2008 08:34 AM (GMT)
Updated ratings!

1. Candy Shop 5/10 (-1)
2. 4 Minutes 9/10
3. Give It 2 Me 10/10
4. Heartbeat 8/10 (+1)
5. Miles Away 9/10
6. She's Not Me 8/10
7. Incredible 5/10 (+1)
8. Beat Goes On 9/10 (+1)
9. Dance 2night 8/10 (+1)
10. Spanish Lesson 7/10
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 10/10 (+2)
12. Voices 9/10

Fembot 1 - April 23, 2008 09:02 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (bulletproof_heart @ Apr 23 2008, 08:10 AM)
QUOTE (Matys @ Apr 23 2008, 06:23 AM)
^ So you think Candyshop is better than Devil Wouldn't Recognize You? :shock:

For now yes.

:shock:

I can recommend a good shrink... :huh:

Riverwide - April 23, 2008 09:03 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Fembot 1 @ Apr 23 2008, 10:02 AM)
QUOTE (bulletproof_heart @ Apr 23 2008, 08:10 AM)
QUOTE (Matys @ Apr 23 2008, 06:23 AM)
^ So you think Candyshop is better than Devil Wouldn't Recognize You? :shock:

For now yes.

:shock:

I can recommend a good shrink... :huh:

It truly is shocking. It's just...wrong.

henZ - April 23, 2008 09:06 AM (GMT)
Well he did give Beat Goes On 4/10 as well. I'd say something is seriously wrong.

Riverwide - April 23, 2008 09:09 AM (GMT)
Holy shit, so he did!

Oh well!

Fembot 1 - April 23, 2008 09:30 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (henZ @ Apr 23 2008, 09:06 AM)
Well he did give Beat Goes On 4/10 as well. I'd say something is seriously wrong.

It's all the fresh air and sheep shagging up in Lancashire - rots your brain!

bulletproof_heart - April 23, 2008 09:48 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (henZ @ Apr 23 2008, 09:06 AM)
Well he did give Beat Goes On 4/10 as well. I'd say something is seriously wrong.

No. It's just what I think. And as I've said already, things can change. Not sure they will, especially where Beat Goes On is concerned.

henZ - April 23, 2008 09:49 AM (GMT)
But it's a great song!

Riverwide - April 23, 2008 09:50 AM (GMT)
It's so good it actually should have been the second single. It would be huge worldwide. It pretty much has everything a great single should have.

bulletproof_heart - April 23, 2008 09:51 AM (GMT)
Oh ok :)

Jimmy Mack - April 23, 2008 11:27 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Riverwide @ Apr 23 2008, 09:50 AM)
It's so good it actually should have been the second single. It would be huge worldwide. It pretty much has everything a great single should have.


Agreed. I am actually a bit staggered that this one isn't next up. It pisses all over "Give it 2 Me".

bulletproof_heart - April 23, 2008 03:30 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (bulletproof_heart @ Apr 22 2008, 11:44 PM)
1. Candy Shop 7/10
2. 4 Minutes 7/10
3. Give It 2 Me 9/10
4. Heartbeat 6/10
5. Miles Away 9/10
6. She's Not Me 8/10
7. Incredible 5/10
8. Beat Goes On 4/10
9. Dance 2night 6/10
10. Spanish Lesson 3/10
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 6/10
12. Voices 7/10


Overall it's ok.... I can imagine not listening to it often in a few weeks, but who knows. Better than I thought it was going to be after all my doomsdaying but... it's alright, could have been worse

9. Dance 2night - changed to 5/10
12. Voices - changed to 6/10


Average score - 6.7/10 About right for my overall

NiCK - April 23, 2008 03:32 PM (GMT)
01.Candy Shop 5/10
02.4 Minutes 7/10
03.Give It 2 Me 10/10
04.Heartbeat 8/10
05.Miles Away 10/10
06.Shes Not Me 10/10
07.Incredible 7/10
08.Beat Goes On 10/10
09.Dance 2night 8/10
10.Spanish Lesson 10/10
11.Devil Wouldnt Recognize You 10/10
12.Voices 10/10

8,75/10

Riverwide - April 25, 2008 10:30 AM (GMT)
Updated ratings

1. Candy Shop 4/10 5/10
2. 4 Minutes 9/10
3. Give It 2 Me 8/10
4. Heartbeat 7/10
5. Miles Away 8/10
6. She's Not Me 8/10
7. Incredible 5/10
8. Beat Goes On 8/10
9. Dance 2night 6/10 7/10 8/10
10. Spanish Lesson 6/10
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 9/10
12. Voices 10/10

henZ - April 25, 2008 10:37 AM (GMT)
Update!

1. Candy Shop 5/10
2. 4 Minutes 9/10
3. Give It 2 Me 10/10
4. Heartbeat 8/10
5. Miles Away 9/10
6. She's Not Me 8/10
7. Incredible 6/10 (+1 again)
8. Beat Goes On 9/10
9. Dance 2night 8/10
10. Spanish Lesson 7.5/10 (+0.5)
11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 10/10
12. Voices 8/10 (-1)

Fembot 1 - April 25, 2008 10:37 AM (GMT)
Here's my ratings after several days of listening at home, work, in the car and a considerable amount of singing in the bath(it's where I do my best work!)

01.Candy Shop 4/10 :stuartg:
02.4 Minutes 9/10 :alexz:
03.Give It 2 Me 7/10 :spank:
04.Heartbeat 8/10 See my :arse: get down!
05.Miles Away 10/10 :hail:
06.Shes Not Me 9/10 :uberfag:
07.Incredible 6/10 :popcorn:
08.Beat Goes On 9/10 :headbang:
09.Dance 2night 8/10 :dance:
10.Spanish Lesson 6/10 :files:
11.Devil Wouldnt Recognize You 10/10 :hail:
12.Voices 10/10 :violin:

I like this album a hell of a lot more than I thought I would so well done Madge!

Riverwide - April 25, 2008 10:39 AM (GMT)
:lol2: Loving the visual accompaniments!

Fembot 1 - April 25, 2008 10:42 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Riverwide @ Apr 25 2008, 10:39 AM)
:lol2: Loving the visual accompaniments!

You know me and my smilies! :wink:

Vancho - April 25, 2008 10:45 AM (GMT)
So here's my official rating of the album:

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  1. Candy Shop - 4/10
  2. 4 Minutes (feat. Justin Timberlake) - 6/10
  3. Give It 2 Me - 7/10
  4. Heartbeat - 6/10
  5. Miles Away - 6/10
  6. She's Not Me - 7/10
  7. Incredible - 7/10
  8. Beat Goes On (feat. Kanye West) - 8/10
  9. Dance 2night - 5/10
  10. Spanish Lesson - 4/10
  11. Devil Wouldn't Recognize You - 6/10
  12. Voices - 8/10
  13. Ring My Bell - 4/10

Total: 78/100

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henZ - April 25, 2008 10:48 AM (GMT)
Pretty harsh ratings there.

Vancho - April 25, 2008 10:53 AM (GMT)
Yes, my attempts of loving this album have failed.
I'm underwhelmed ;)

bulletproof_heart - April 25, 2008 11:12 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Vancho @ Apr 25 2008, 10:53 AM)
Yes, my attempts of loving this album have failed.
I'm underwhelmed ;)

I'm with you, you're not alone :)

Riverwide - April 25, 2008 11:13 AM (GMT)
OH WELL!

We can't all adore everything she does. That'd be weird.

bulletproof_heart - April 25, 2008 11:14 AM (GMT)
You're right. It would be very ICON of one to be like that.

bulletproof_heart - April 26, 2008 10:26 AM (GMT)
Um ok

It seems if it wasn't for me downloading Riv's new reviews... I still would have had the demo of The Beat Goes On thinking it was the album version :blink:

And I like it.




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