I want to slit this guy's throat and piss in the wound.



The End.

One of the biggest pricks to ever walk the face of the earth. The only consolation about the fact that he's surviving so long is that every week spent on the show guarantees another punching from a bunch of thugs when he's out in the pubs and clubs of London.

To think that women actually PAID him to have sex with him!!!!!

RAEF TO WIN! (He won't - but it would be so lovely if he did.)

I'm not that keen on Claire or Lee, but the team spirit between them, Lucinda and Raef tonight was actually quite lovely in such a mean-spirited environment.

And just as an additional point - Margaret and Nick are TV GOLD! Their whithering looks and rolled eyes are classic.

He looks like a smarmy twat. Never seen the show though, and have no intention of doing so



Actually, time may have distorted my memory or does he look a lil like Suedehead? :unsure:

Which was the guy who was pretending to be Jewish to suck up to Suralan but didn't know what kosher chicken was?

I'm not sure what all the fuss about Alex is. Yeah, I'd probably do him but he's not really that dynamic, he seems a bit of a pushover.

I have a feeling Raef will actually win it! He's very competent, intelligent and also very charming and seems like a decent guy. A true gentleman! I have a feeling it'll come down to him and Claire.

Lee is ok, but I hated the way he turned on Sara in the house a couple of weeks ago. It was wonderful when Raef stood up to him and Alex, and told them to lay off her.

Oh I fucking HATE him!

He wriggled off the hook AGAIN tonight!

PS I want Lee to bugger me something rotten! Altogether now "THAT'S what I'm talking about!!!" :flirt2:

That was appalling. But I actually think he's the kind of guy who will feel ashamed when he sees it back.

The fact remains, though, that he's all testosterone and a fucking moron. If he was talking at you, you'd need to wear a shower cap otherwise you'd be drowned in spittle! (In fact, poor Janet Leigh in my avatar is screaming as a result of Lee bellowing at her: "BUY MY FUCKING WEDDING KNICKERS!")

Alex is awful. Yeah, he's good looking but soooo in love with himself.

Totally. He stands around revelling in his own good looks.

I *so* would though. Obviously. :shy:

Meh. Lee looks like he needs a good wash.

Oh I'd wash him alright...with my TONGUE! :lezza:

CAN PEOPLE ****STOP***** QUOTING WITH MICHAEL'S PICTURE CAUGHT UP IN THE LOOP.

It's bad enough having to look at that cunt's features at the start at the thread, without having him peppered throughout it.

(And, no, reposting the picture X times larger would not be funny - it would be very, very predictable and most ban-worthy indeed!)

Is he really the one who used to be a male escort?

I bet they had to pay him just to fuck off home and stop talking at them.

Apparently Michael and Lindi were banging each other senseless in the house.

:manson:

Yep, he's the one.

I am ashamed to say, that he was an escort in my home city of Edinburgh!

To think that I was single for so many years, yet there were people parting cash to lick milk from his bowl!

Talk about an ego-crusher.

Oh they're well matched. Both utterly thick and very, very fond of themselves.

Lindi was like Sugababes Keisha if she'd "trained" to be a hairdresser (but dreamed of working in PR).

Well, that's cetainly an improvement on the real thing Henzi-poos.

The thing that got me tittering was Helene's 'revelation' that she used to be a model!! I didn't know Littlewood's did a Special Needs catalogue! :chuckle:

Did she really say that? Holy shit!! :shock:

She seems ok though, but a model? Fuck. She actually has her own little apprentice growing on one side of her face.

:lol2:

I didn't hear her say that. I'm guessing that for her "modelling" career she went under the name "Before".

I think she summed up the other contestants perfectly tonight: "In my personal life, I wouldn't associate with them. In my business life I would sack them."

:lmao:

Yeah. When she was talking about why she qualified to do the task, she said she'd been a bridal model.

Jeepers, how the word "model" is criminally abused these days!

Oooh, this show sounds like a blast, I want to see it!!!

O Henz it's just TV gold.......

the people on it are just excellent value. I mean if they are the cream of the business world crop then I have a good chance of getting on it next year.....all of them are fucking morons.

I do love Lee though. I find his excitment in the tasks very funny.

I want him to DIE



HOW CAN HE BE A 'GOOD JEWISH BOY' AND GO TO A HALLAL BUTCHER FOR KOSHER MEAT!?


O.M.G.

I think Michael is vile but for some reason I would bend over for him. Obviously it would be good if immediately after sex he would turn into a cigarette so I'd not have to listen to him talk.

Lee annoys me but seems in with a shot.

I think Claire and Raef will be in the final.

And then got the MUSLIM butcher to bless the meat! :lmao:

Is that because you're a dirty slaaaaag? :arse:

No because I have an urge for lovin' that only a nice circumcised cock can reach.

And as Michael is a nice Jewish boy...

He's probably only half-circumsized. :chuckle:

:lol2:

Is Raef gonna get the chop?? I reckon so!

Eek! Alex was soooo smug.

OMG! Raef is gone! :drama:

Alex is a cunt. I can't stick him.

Raef .....

.... has been FIRED!!!!

A mistake.

And, once again, I think this show has been soooooooo set-up.

To be honest, though, Michael did handle himself MUCH better in the boardroom that Raef. It was hilarious that, just before hand, Raef was all "Now, yup, we've been a team, yup, so we won't go after each other, yup?" ... and then fucking WENT for Michael as soon as it started!

Oh no :drama: I really liked Raef :hurt:

Alex and Lee taking credit for the raffle idea...

Fucking tossers.

Lucinda really lucked out there! :lmao: