Title: The Madonna in Cannes thread!
Description: Updated with amazing pics!
Riverwide - May 21, 2008 12:03 PM (GMT)
Heading out for dinner with Guy last night!
bulgar - May 21, 2008 12:12 PM (GMT)
those thighs!!!!!
:drama: :drama: :drama:
Fembot 1 - May 21, 2008 12:29 PM (GMT)
those roots!!!!!
:drama: :drama: :drama:
goldtooth - May 21, 2008 12:36 PM (GMT)
The gloves! I guess those veiny hand articles really got to her.
Fembot 1 - May 21, 2008 02:55 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (goldtooth @ May 21 2008, 12:36 PM) |
| The gloves! I guess those veiny hand articles really got to her. |
Yeah. The Daily Mail must be devastated that they can't run their weekly "madonna's got dead veiny granny hands" story! :lol2:
bulletproof_heart - May 21, 2008 03:06 PM (GMT)
She looks old and tired in that pic :unsure:
But her thighs! She doesn't have those anti-wobble tights on :clap:
goldtooth - May 21, 2008 03:49 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Fembot 1 @ May 21 2008, 09:55 AM) |
| QUOTE (goldtooth @ May 21 2008, 12:36 PM) | | The gloves! I guess those veiny hand articles really got to her. |
Yeah. The Daily Mail must be devastated that they can't run their weekly "madonna's got dead veiny granny hands" story! :lol2:
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But what will happen to the economy?! :shock:
GimmeSomeRiver - May 21, 2008 05:23 PM (GMT)
Riverwide - May 21, 2008 05:25 PM (GMT)
Holy FUCK!
I don't know what to think really, but at least it's not boring! Sharon Stone looks like a drag queen beside M's tiny frame!
Riverwide - May 21, 2008 05:27 PM (GMT)
Ok I've decided. I think she looks stunning. It's a real "statement" dress!
engin - May 21, 2008 05:30 PM (GMT)
WOW.. Those photo's are shock :blink: She looks amazing :D
Fembot 1 - May 21, 2008 05:34 PM (GMT)
Oh I love that dress AND the jewellery AND the shoes.
That's the first time in ages that she's looked CLASSY.
Sharon Stone however looks like she's swallowed a vat of botox... :unsure:
Riverwide - May 21, 2008 05:38 PM (GMT)
It's real old-school GLAMOUR. I love it!
Karbatal - May 21, 2008 05:48 PM (GMT)
She's sooo beautiful in those pics! FANTASTIC!!!!
I hope there are reviews of the docu soon!
GimmeSomeRiver - May 21, 2008 05:51 PM (GMT)
Oooh!

amd backside
Fembot 1 - May 21, 2008 05:55 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (GimmeSomeRiver @ May 21 2008, 05:51 PM) |
Oooh!
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Beautiful!
She looks like a Hollywood star!
bulgar - May 21, 2008 05:57 PM (GMT)
hollyyyy fuck she looks STUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GimmeSomeRiver - May 21, 2008 06:01 PM (GMT)
OMG that dress is SO GORGEOUS. I wanna WEAR IT :uberfag:
Fembot 1 - May 21, 2008 06:03 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (GimmeSomeRiver @ May 21 2008, 06:01 PM) |
| OMG that dress is SO GORGEOUS. I wanna WEAR IT :uberfag: |
:chuckle:
Manu Alexz - May 21, 2008 06:06 PM (GMT)

Invisible legs B)
bulgar - May 21, 2008 06:10 PM (GMT)
i demand HQ pix now!!!!!
:Topaz: :Topaz: :Topaz:
henZ - May 21, 2008 07:02 PM (GMT)
Riverwide - May 21, 2008 09:00 PM (GMT)
bulgar - May 21, 2008 09:31 PM (GMT)
Fembot 1 - May 21, 2008 09:37 PM (GMT)

BITCH! I'm gonna KILL YOU you fucking TRANNY!! :chuckle:
Riverwide - May 21, 2008 09:38 PM (GMT)
Jimmy Mack - May 21, 2008 09:42 PM (GMT)
Well, in truth, they both look a little old. And speaking of which, for those old enough to remember it, it's quite funny to think back to 1993 and the fanny-fests that were "Body of Evidence" and "Sliver", and all "ooooh, these women are sexpots" hooplah that surrounded them.
Madge's outfit is STUNNING, though. The best look she's sported in an age.
Riverwide - May 21, 2008 09:44 PM (GMT)
Well I think they both look beautiful really, but Sharon definitely comes off worse this time. That double-chin is unforgivable. Look at M's sculpted(literally) jawline!
Fembot 1 - May 21, 2008 09:45 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jimmy Mack @ May 21 2008, 09:42 PM) |
| Well, in truth, they both look a little old. And speaking of which, for those old enough to remember it, it's quite funny to think back to 1993 and the fanny-fests that were "Body of Evidence" and "Sliver", and all "ooooh, these women are sexpots" hooplah that surrounded them. |
Oh I'm old enough to remember the Boer war so I'm totally with you there!
Madge lucked out with Willem though - much sexier than Baldwin! And his COCK was VAST too by all accounts! :penis:
Riverwide - May 21, 2008 09:46 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Fembot 1 @ May 21 2008, 10:45 PM) |
| QUOTE (Jimmy Mack @ May 21 2008, 09:42 PM) | | Well, in truth, they both look a little old. And speaking of which, for those old enough to remember it, it's quite funny to think back to 1993 and the fanny-fests that were "Body of Evidence" and "Sliver", and all "ooooh, these women are sexpots" hooplah that surrounded them. |
Oh I'm old enough to remember the Boer war so I'm totally with you there!
Madge lucked out with Willem though - much sexier than Baldwin! And his COCK was VAST too by all accounts! :penis:
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Willem Dafoe? He is only PIG UGLY motherfocker!! :vomit:
I used to moisten at the sight of Baldwin's bare bum in "Sliver".
Fembot 1 - May 21, 2008 09:46 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Riverwide @ May 21 2008, 09:44 PM) |
| Well I think they both look beautiful really, but Sharon definitely comes off worse this time. That double-chin is unforgivable. Look at M's sculpted(literally) jawline! |
Oh Sharon looks like granny Madge in comparison. She'll be straight down the SURGEON'S OFFICE come Monday!
Riverwide - May 21, 2008 09:47 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Fembot 1 @ May 21 2008, 10:46 PM) |
| QUOTE (Riverwide @ May 21 2008, 09:44 PM) | | Well I think they both look beautiful really, but Sharon definitely comes off worse this time. That double-chin is unforgivable. Look at M's sculpted(literally) jawline! |
Oh Sharon looks like granny Madge in comparison. She'll be straight down the SURGEON'S OFFICE come Monday!
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She's probably asking M "Who does your work?" in that pic.
Fembot 1 - May 21, 2008 09:47 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Riverwide @ May 21 2008, 09:46 PM) |
| QUOTE (Fembot 1 @ May 21 2008, 10:45 PM) | | QUOTE (Jimmy Mack @ May 21 2008, 09:42 PM) | | Well, in truth, they both look a little old. And speaking of which, for those old enough to remember it, it's quite funny to think back to 1993 and the fanny-fests that were "Body of Evidence" and "Sliver", and all "ooooh, these women are sexpots" hooplah that surrounded them. |
Oh I'm old enough to remember the Boer war so I'm totally with you there!
Madge lucked out with Willem though - much sexier than Baldwin! And his COCK was VAST too by all accounts! :penis:
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Willem Dafoe? He is only PIG UGLY motherfocker!! :vomit:
I used to moisten at the sight of Baldwin's bare bum in "Sliver".
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No no... I saw Willem's cock live on stage and it was a MONSTER. I don't care if he looked like John Merrick; I'd ride that FUCKER til Christmas!
bulletproof_heart - May 21, 2008 09:47 PM (GMT)
Only just seen the pics of her in that dress.... I fucking love it... she's lookin fresh :alexz:
Riverwide - May 21, 2008 09:48 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Fembot 1 @ May 21 2008, 10:47 PM) |
| QUOTE (Riverwide @ May 21 2008, 09:46 PM) | | QUOTE (Fembot 1 @ May 21 2008, 10:45 PM) | | QUOTE (Jimmy Mack @ May 21 2008, 09:42 PM) | | Well, in truth, they both look a little old. And speaking of which, for those old enough to remember it, it's quite funny to think back to 1993 and the fanny-fests that were "Body of Evidence" and "Sliver", and all "ooooh, these women are sexpots" hooplah that surrounded them. |
Oh I'm old enough to remember the Boer war so I'm totally with you there!
Madge lucked out with Willem though - much sexier than Baldwin! And his COCK was VAST too by all accounts! :penis:
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Willem Dafoe? He is only PIG UGLY motherfocker!! :vomit:
I used to moisten at the sight of Baldwin's bare bum in "Sliver".
|
No no... I saw Willem's cock live on stage and it was a MONSTER. I don't care if he looked like John Merrick; I'd ride that FUCKER til Christmas!
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Oh I couldn't care less what his member looks like, not when it's attached to that Godforsaken face. He had one of those nasty, overly-lean, veiny bodies too.
All in all, an absolute MUNTER.
Matys - May 21, 2008 09:50 PM (GMT)
Sharon Stone looks like a dead Samantha Jones.
Madonna however looks GORGE! :clap:
Fembot 1 - May 21, 2008 09:50 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Riverwide @ May 21 2008, 09:48 PM) |
| QUOTE (Fembot 1 @ May 21 2008, 10:47 PM) | | QUOTE (Riverwide @ May 21 2008, 09:46 PM) | | QUOTE (Fembot 1 @ May 21 2008, 10:45 PM) | | QUOTE (Jimmy Mack @ May 21 2008, 09:42 PM) | | Well, in truth, they both look a little old. And speaking of which, for those old enough to remember it, it's quite funny to think back to 1993 and the fanny-fests that were "Body of Evidence" and "Sliver", and all "ooooh, these women are sexpots" hooplah that surrounded them. |
Oh I'm old enough to remember the Boer war so I'm totally with you there!
Madge lucked out with Willem though - much sexier than Baldwin! And his COCK was VAST too by all accounts! :penis:
|
Willem Dafoe? He is only PIG UGLY motherfocker!! :vomit:
I used to moisten at the sight of Baldwin's bare bum in "Sliver".
|
No no... I saw Willem's cock live on stage and it was a MONSTER. I don't care if he looked like John Merrick; I'd ride that FUCKER til Christmas!
|
Oh I couldn't care less what his member looks like, not when it's attached to that Godforsaken face. He had one of those nasty, overly-lean, veiny bodies too.
All in all, an absolute MUNTER.
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[lady of high standards]Oh I'd do him in a flash[/lady of high standards]
Matys - May 21, 2008 09:59 PM (GMT)
TOE. :chuckle:
Jimmy Mack - May 21, 2008 10:01 PM (GMT)
Hmmm ... it does look like those shoes are too small for her.
Honestly, with all of her fucking money she might at least buy a pair that bloody fit.
Matys - May 21, 2008 10:20 PM (GMT)
That must've hurt a lot. Her feet are turning red already. Thank god for HQ pics, it brings so much depth to an appearance discussion. :chuckle: