Title: Something Weird I found XD
Hiroko Kitsune - August 1, 2008 04:09 PM (GMT)
I wasn't sure to put this in a diffrent section, or this one, so if I'm wrong, move it please =Dhttp://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Shadow_the_Hedgehog
I really don't know, but who ever wrote this is serriously screwed up xD Don't take it to serriously either, it's only a joke! xD Epic Prower - August 1, 2008 05:37 PM (GMT)
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| Shadow as born entirely black. One day however, while eating a habenero and mayonnaise sandwich, Shadow bit into an extra hot pepper and while in pain he got some Mayo on his chest. Low and behold the Mayo reacted with Shadow's ultimate DNA and became a patch of bright white chest hair, meanwhile the pain from the peppers permanently turned his eyes red and gave him those crazy red stripes. |
Best. Explenation. Ever.
Thats screwed up...
And somehow funny. =3
Iceguy - August 1, 2008 06:20 PM (GMT)
I love Uncyclopedia! ^_^
Be sure to read the articles about Sonic and Silver too =D
Morgan the Hedgehog - August 1, 2008 08:59 PM (GMT)
I think these are hilarious! I really died laughing at the Sonic article.
Smaco - August 1, 2008 09:38 PM (GMT)
I really lol'd at this:
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| What happened next? It begins with "B and ends with ¨OOM!¨, that's right, BIG MUSHROOM! |
Weegee - August 1, 2008 11:24 PM (GMT)
He is dark. Public likes dark characters. Hot chicks too. Especially with big boobs.
...GET BIGGER DANG IT! Wargh...
Someone must've had ALOT of time on their hands. xD
Morgan the Hedgehog - August 3, 2008 05:50 AM (GMT)
Well who ever did this, is one of the funniest people in the world.
Nika - August 8, 2008 03:34 PM (GMT)
that site is pretty funny read the quotes on some of the articles
MC111 - December 13, 2008 09:50 PM (GMT)
Tails Fox - December 13, 2008 10:21 PM (GMT)
HAHAH, I read this before. I love Uncyclopedia xD
Mandy - December 13, 2008 11:31 PM (GMT)
Lol that is pretty funny heh :T0:
sonic-GT - December 14, 2008 12:52 AM (GMT)
These guys are absolute genius! =D
Roronao - December 14, 2008 04:08 AM (GMT)
“In AD 1992, war beginneth. ‘What happen?’ Spake Sonic. And his disciple Tails respondeth, ‘Somebody set us up the Death Egg!’
“He continued, ‘We get signal’, and Sonic was shocked. ‘Main screen turn on.’ His disciple declared. And Robotnik the fat appeared before them and said unto them, ‘How are you gentlemen. All your chaos emerald are belong to me.’
“And Sonic was outraged; ‘What you say!!’ But the fat one was defiant, and spake only insults unto them. ‘You have no chance to survive make your stage time. Hahahahahahaha.’
“And Sonic decreed, ‘Take off every new game!’. His disciple resisted, saying ‘You know what you doing?’ And Sonic replied unto him, ‘Make move knew game! For great high-score!’”
Excerpt from the book of Sega Genesis, verses 2:2-5:
Gawd, Uncyclopedia is the best thing since canned mandarins.