Anyone have funny stories to tell?

I was making fries w/ oil on the stove 4 the first time. I danced around trying to put the fries in w/out burning myself. It didnt work out so well, but it wouldve made a great youtube video!

My mom doesn't wan this on but when me and my little bro. were young we asked mom for a midnight snack, Cheese-toast. But when she was cooking it mom went to wait in the liing room while me and my bro went to mom's room. Wouldn't you know it all three of us fell asleep and woke up the next moring in a smokey fog. We went to find three burnt peices of black coal-looking peices of bread hard as rock! Boy that was so funny! xD Lucky our house didn't catch on fire. o.o;

LoL, thats pretty bad!And the smell takes forever to leave! ugh!

A couple months back, I burned my hand trying to make waffles in the TOASTER OVEN. I still have the mark. =A=
...And I need to burn my other hand soon, so it can be symmetrical. :D

I burnt a biscut in the microwave... It was in there for 4 minutes until I noticed it was smoking... ""xD And I broke a dishwasher...

I think I was seven....i wondered if you could microwaves on the stove top. I don't remember much but all I know is it exploded. Me, the wall & my mom got covered in chocolate!....rule one....don't cook brownies on a stovetop & most definitiley ever ignore whistling. :P

When I was 3 I put a cup of coffee in the microwave for 10 minutes and it turned into a thick, black, tar-like substance =P

I remember fighting with my brother, turning on the hob and putting his face near it. He screamed out loud saying it hurt. I was like 'Nah, you're just being a wimp'. I tried it myself and yeah, it hurt <=/

Wow! Covered in chocolate! I'll bet that was convenient yet troublesom! xD

When me & my Mum were making something chocolaty (I can't remember what). I remember the pot with all the melted chocolate in exploded & chocolate went all over the kitchen. Luckily, I wasn't in there at the time, but I heard the noise it made xD

lol, I never had any thing exploed but wanna here someting creepy? Riku Zegram remembers this.

We were alone and I was on the phone with S.S.Holand. RZ found a fuzzy caterpillar and messed around with it. I suspect it died from a heart attack. So, me and RZ put it into the microwave! Guess what? I'm probably oing to Heck because it came bakc to life! but then died, the guts came out of it. I ran around in the microwave for a while though ( a few seconds)

Lmao! Its alive!! LoL! that was awesome!

I knew you'd bring up the buscuits! ^^ i thought it was 8 minutes...

It was set for eight, i caught it at 4.

LoL u will never live that down! Evah!

lol, I can laugh about it online! xD

I was at a sleep over after work and my friend made popcorn and it caught on fire after not even finishing popping when I got to the house. I nearly had a freak out and my eye twitch as the two little girls home alone giggled at my reaction

Me: the heck did you dooo! you burnt the popcorn!

girls:*giggles* it just happened it burtst into flames 10 seconds in the microwave.

Me:thank god I bought some at work *looks at the microwave." hmmmm no burn damages..good but smells like burnt popcorn....

girls:*laughs and hurries off to living room*Movie time!!!

Me:*sighs and moans and puts in a fresh bag of popcorn*

some how a bag of popcorn burst into flames...but the fresh one I put it was fine and yummy xD

me and tails11 were like 2 and we saw a turkey catch on fire in the stove. it was funneh to me anyway =P

lol, me and kitchen are enemies...>=D
I guess when I tried to "cook" when I was five was pretty funny.

I use to try to "help" my grandma out with cooking. One time I asked her if I could have a piece of lettues and sprinkles- the most sickest thing ever! I told my aunt to eat it- she acted like she at it... the said thing is... for years I thought she acutally ate the lettuce. Then when I watch how my lil' bro tries to make food- people don't really take bites... o_o I was lied to.

lol, that was pretty bad! xD I had Koolaid come out my nose before... o_o

LoL! Superwiener! Ba~ha! That was really funny Scitt. and yes, u've been lied to.

I'm actually pretty handy around the kitchen, but this one time... http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=YZVUHf8JLzs

Well, my mum left a glass bowl on the stove, she thought it was the heat proof one, but it wasn't and the stove was on... Then it exploded D: Glass flew everywhere! Luckily niether of us were hit X:

rofl! the ferby caught fire! o_o
And I'm glad nothing has exploded lately... in my life time! o_o

Lol I have three, this one had to be the funniest

I was baking my mom a cake for Mother's Day as a surprise, and my friend Darkwitch was helping me. I couldn't crack the eggs well so I had to use the edge of the bowl, I hit it so hard that it splattered all over the floor XDD That was hysterical.

A few weeks ago I was making macaroni, and I couldn't move the dishes out of the sink XD I held the drainer and poured the noodles in, but some of the water got on my stomach and left a red mark for 5 minutes XD

Here's the last one... I was making spaghetti and I was breaking the noodles in half. Everytime I dropped them in the water burned me XD I'm so weird

Oh jeeze. Why did I not mention THIS before? >A>

Ahem... Well, this one time, I was making macaroni and cheese. So I go to pour out the water/ strain the noodles...and I had my hand UNDER THE ******* STRAINER. So yeah, I end up pouring SIX ******* CUPS OF BOILING WATER ON MY FINGERS. It hurt like HELL. >A>

And since my dad was in the house (this was before he moved out OwO) I was just like "--BARELY MANAGES TO NOT CUSS--" >A>
But I swear, if I had been alone at the time, I would have stolen Free's line. "GOD****ED ****!" xD

[Yes, I realize I probaby swear too much, especially considering I'm only twelve. Oh well.]

Well one time my dad was heating up popcorn (the kind you heat on the stove) and he left it on for too long and it exploded...

Also one time when my brother was making a snack at night he forgot to close the refrigerator door so it stayed open all night and all the food got hot.

Somebody in my house (me maybe) put a burger in tin foil in the microwave. it started to catch fire b4 my mom caught it.!

I am really good around the kitchen! Except for today actually, I was making lunch for myself and a family friend and I left a pan of water boiling on the stove... I went to go feed my kitty and then when I got back the water was bubbling all over the place and my friend was freaking out! I burneded my hand but aside from that... Myuuuuu~

Well, then there was the time I was about eight years old and my mother wanted some hot tea... So I took a can of sweet tea and put it in the microwave... Bad decision... ;.; Nyuuu~

Ummm 1 time when I was little I put a can of soup in the micro wave. Metal and micro waves don't mix good...

I stuck a ham and cheese sandwich in the toaster. I got the inside all cheesy and it tasted bad. Lose-lose situation for me.

my stepdad once cooked corn on the cob for a hour and a half without adding water the moral fried corn is not the best smell in the world but it makes a pretty potent smoke bomb