People in the US: This does not apply to you.
Cadbury Heroes... They used to be half decent. I had the misfortune of getting a whole tin this christmas. Why is it misfortunate? Becuase Cadbury has spoiled Heroes with its new crappy line up:
Dairy Milk - Ok, it's the main one I suppose. Gotta have it, as boring as it is.
Bournville - Just the same, but without milk.
Twirl - Just the same, but with added air =/
Whole Nut - Just the same, except a life-threatening nut in the middle.
Fudge - Finally, something that isn't so boring you have to eat it with a pint of coffee to keep you awake.
Caramel - Just the same, but with caramel. Ok I guess.
Eclairs - ??? these are supposed to be small versions of the Cadbury bars, not toffee with a drop of chocolate in the middle!
They're uncreative with this line-up. What happened to Crunchie? What about Time-Outs? They were the best! and they swapped them for some toffee and dark chocolate. NO ONE LIKES DARK CHOCOLATE MORE THAN MILK CHOCOLATE.
Picture for reference, not the non-absence of all time greats like Crunchie and Time-Outs:
http://www.cadburygiftsdirect.co.uk/images...larger/7100.jpgRubbish. Heads will roll.