You can only be ONE. AND ONE ALONE. Kind of like Highlander, in a sexual way.

BTW: I can see who votes... hehehehe...

It would be awesome if I was into guys. I'd have a better life on such a bigger scale, and the advantages would outweigh the downsides. But alas, I'm straighter than a fuckin' pole.

wiat joshua- why would you want to be gay?

i can't really think of ANY reasons.

maybe you'd be able to always tell funny jokes about yourself, and then if anyone stares at you, you can just yell "hey, i'm gay!".

that'll settle the argument.

LOL

I lol'd.

But yes, Joshua, explain.

Men know what men want.

My ongoing theory is that two men can become closer than a man and a women.

Now, I have gay friends, and I get along great with all of them. But something I see about gay relationships that I've watched / been around for is that they don't share the same gripes or arguments that straight couples have. Don't get me wrong, two guys/girls in a relationship will still argue --- every couple does from time to time. But the point is, that guys know why they do the things they do, say the things they say, or act the way they act. There are far less misunderstandings, and thus this creates more joy in the relationship. Am I getting the message through to anyone?

If I was gay, then I would probably live a happier life.

I'm a very happy person, but as far as relationships go, I'm sure I would probably up the happiness with a dude. (XD, I said that)

...But alas, and I say it again, I'm as straight as a mothafuckin' pole. :thumb:

Yup...

HAY EVERYONE JOSHUA WANTZ TEH CAWK!

Interesting theory. I've seen many a gay couple nag at each other. And gay people can be especially annoying if they talk... like a stereotypical gay person.

Wait, are you also saying that you can't control your sexuality? I mean, if you think you would be happier, that's a subtle sign of homosexuality, no? You obviously spotted something a lot of people can't spot, a higher form of intimacy.

*Retro-spectre drinks from the wine jug.

joshua, ever heard of married men turning gay, you still have a chance :grin:

Are you trying to say something to Joshua, Zombo? I can tell him, you know, if you're nervous or something.

it's still debated whether or not sexual orientation is nature or nurture.

That's unfortunate.

yea, and honestly i dont know whether its nature or nurture....

i think i lean towards nurture.... but i really have no idea

I would have to agree with Joshua. I mean I think a straight man can be in love with another man. The only problem is that it can never work because most people want to be in a sexual relationship.

I have know guys before that on an intellectual level are beautiful people and I would love to have them in my life forever.

Then there is the other side to that. Men are gross, they are all hairy and all manly which are a big turn offs. I mean the female body is soft and curvy and they have these beautiful facial features. So much better in every way

I once heard a gay guy say that if being gay is a choice then that means everyone can do it and a straight guy should be able to choose to be gay and then choose to be straight again. I thought it was an interesting argument and I learned something about myself from it, I just can't fap to gay porn. Dicks are just gross :lol:

Any-who. I picked straight.

i say it has to be nurture. and i'm definitly too tired to argue for it. LOL

i said technophile for fun.
i'm straight.
can some one explain to me what that is, exactly?
if it means you would rather hump your pc than a human reproductive system, than that is imorally wrong sir.

Fuck, I wish someone would just come out of the closet.

need a friend?

but seriously, why isn't dendrophile an option? I feel alienated

Damn, I knew I forgot something.

You dont have trisexual? Cause I'll try anything <_< hehe jussst keeeding.

Should've made this multiple choice.

Someone said to me once, that everyone has a little bit of bi in them.
Maybe that is true.

You can see what I voted :P

I do support mat's theory.

Is it so wrong to go skinny dipping with a few guys?!

I doubt that the comfort of only having to deal with men would be powerful enough for you to overlook the society's nonacceptances for gays,, and the cock up your butt

My theory is: in every woman is a lesbian, and in every man a paedophile.

Ye I'm straight. I lol'd at the poll results.

ALBASEXUAL

i picked straight

lets have a coming out party for joshua :party: