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Title: Pen Self Defence


Peace - August 3, 2007 09:05 AM (GMT)
So, anyone here have any knowledge in martial arts, or just want to try to do this?
I noticed a lot of pens now have sharp metal tips, and although the light weight probably makes them poor ranged weapons, in hand to hand combat, surely with the correct techniques with the pen, one could gain an advantage over someone who is unarmed?

So yeah, any ideas on a pen defense system? Or does anyone know of a weapon that is similar which may have techniques that could cross over?

ellusion67 - August 3, 2007 09:15 AM (GMT)
you can use leigun skill..sure dead your enemy :grin:

Crzyazn - August 3, 2007 09:23 AM (GMT)
I think EVERYONE KNOWS LEIGUN CAN'T KILL LOL :lol:

Dr.KT works as an excellent stabbing weapon though :rolleyes:

Teatime - August 3, 2007 10:44 AM (GMT)
I bet that if you leigun an MX or similarly large pen into someone's face, it will daze him long enough for you to kick his ass ;P

DaThroat - August 3, 2007 10:59 AM (GMT)
Taken and fixed from 'Equilibrium':

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"Through analysis of thousands of recorded penfights, the PSer has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any pen battle is a statistically-predictable element. The Pen Kata treats the pen as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically-traditional trajectories of return fire(leigun, aerials). By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the Pen Kata an adversary not to be taken lightly."


:eek:

Menthol - August 3, 2007 02:22 PM (GMT)
My brother and his girl are black belts, and she showed me a move with a chopstick once. she took the chopstick in her hand like when your going to do a 2-3 charge, and shook my hand almost. but went higher on my wrist and squeezed. I almost screamed like a woman. That shits no joke, try it on someone, it may take you a few tries to get the placement right. I do it on occasion to people. Very funny. I'm a grown man, and she dropped me to my knees, and she can't be more then 85lbs soaking wet. I can't remember what it was called, but next time i see her I will ask her about some more moves.

Peace - August 3, 2007 02:25 PM (GMT)
That would be ace.

TurbulentTurtle - August 3, 2007 03:19 PM (GMT)
Nothing wrong with the classic Coward-Creep-Behind-The-Back-Stab. If you're light on your feet, you don't need any of these fancy moves to defeat an opponent.

RippDrive - August 3, 2007 04:43 PM (GMT)
You ever see that thing in the movies where they take the hollow body of a pen and puncture a chocking persons windpipe so they can breath trough the tube?

Do that.

ShortAssassin - August 3, 2007 04:59 PM (GMT)
I think if you try to defend yourself with a pen you're an idiot.

zepiroth76 - August 3, 2007 05:35 PM (GMT)
If you have pen...then stab them, preferably in the eye.

Menthol - August 3, 2007 05:52 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (RippDrive @ Aug 3 2007, 04:43 PM)
You ever see that thing in the movies where they take the hollow body of a pen and puncture a chocking persons windpipe so they can breath trough the tube?

Do that.

I learned that in basic training, also they said a playing card/id card would patch a sucking chest wound. I'm glad I've never had to try it.

UnEmploymentDude - August 3, 2007 06:14 PM (GMT)
Ever seen kiss of the dragon? Remember when jet li used two chop sticks to stab that one dude? Yeah!

RippDrive - August 3, 2007 08:36 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Menthol @ Aug 3 2007, 02:52 PM)
I learned that in basic training, also they said a playing card/id card would patch a sucking chest wound. I'm glad I've never had to try it.

Just out of curiosity in what country did you do basic training?

platypusvictim9 - August 3, 2007 10:12 PM (GMT)
There's no techinique to it, just stab 'em lol, preferably with a KT.

strat1227 - August 4, 2007 02:08 AM (GMT)
is this a real thread?

in all seriousness, if you needed to defend yourself, who reaches in their pocket for a fucking pen?

JooJoo - August 4, 2007 02:21 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (strat1227 @ Aug 3 2007, 07:08 PM)
is this a real thread?

in all seriousness, if you needed to defend yourself, who reaches in their pocket for a fucking pen?

well pens are mightier than swords. and swords are pretty badass, so pens must be awesome.

also, indiana jones(or was it his dad?) took out a tank with a pen.. somewhat. :lol:

blugyblug - August 4, 2007 03:41 AM (GMT)
lol u can throw Dr. Kt just like a kunai or shuriken

penspiinning, ninja style :lol:

Peace - August 4, 2007 05:33 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (strat1227 @ Aug 4 2007, 03:08 AM)
is this a real thread?

in all seriousness, if you needed to defend yourself, who reaches in their pocket for a fucking pen?

Self defence can be an art too young strat.

UnEmploymentDude - August 4, 2007 09:20 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (platypusvictim9 @ Aug 3 2007, 03:12 PM)
There's no techinique to it, just stab 'em lol, preferably with a KT.

That would be considered assult with a deadly weapon here in the US. Even if it is used in self defense.

ShadowPen - August 4, 2007 03:58 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (UnEmploymentDude @ Aug 4 2007, 09:20 AM)
QUOTE (platypusvictim9 @ Aug 3 2007, 03:12 PM)
There's no techinique to it, just stab 'em lol, preferably with a KT.

That would be considered assult with a deadly weapon here in the US. Even if it is used in self defense.

I love how you called the KT a deadly weapon :lol:

If it's self defense don't you get away? I thought that's a good solid excuse. I mean, wouldn't you do that? What if some rapist comes out from a dark alley and runs after you? :unsure: A good stab with a pen in the eye should send him running, wouldn't it? :lol: Or Leigun and pray that it lands in his eye. Haha.




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