I just came up with this when i saw something on TV.

Either lose your friend and get a girlfriend, lose chance for girlfriend and be able to go to any college you want, or lose chance to go to any college and have a lot of friends.


big stuff. so which would u choose? i decided choosing one is retarded so i decided 2

I picked girlfriend and safety.

Priorities, k.

Erm... Authority to do anything!!!!!!! You can live life like a real life fucking GTA man! Take a machine gun to a crowd, bomb a church, Goddamn life would fun :)

i thought you said u changed like hell...that's no peace peace..

1 and 2, though 2 is wierd as hell in its wording...

I assume you meant great friendship, and you will always have friends...

Easy choice, Girlfriend.

Same. I'm already smart enough. I have no desire to be an athlete or do illegal things. Don't need friends if you have someone who fulfills your every desire...

Pretty easy choices.

agreed, pretty obvious for me

Super athlete and perfect wife. What could be better for me?

someone with a gun aiming at you

None.

I'd rather have a wife who likes MOST of my desires. What's the fun if all she does is worship you?

Interesting. She fits every single desire of you, and you're desire is that she fits most of your desires... So would that woman who fits every desire of you not also be the one who fits most desires of you? Thus the woman who fits every desire is the one who fits most desires and your argument is negated.

Nah, he wants her not to fit all of his desires. Thus the one who fits all of his desires is no good. He wants someone who fits most, but not all of, his desires, not someone who fits the most of his desires.

1 & 3, I want to be smarter, and in order for my girlfriend/wife to fulfill my desires she'd have to be smart too! I can imagine all the kinky games we'd play...mmm...

Girlfriend bro. I would love someone to have every minor detail my way.

picked wife and safety :) Helps the family and gives me what I want. Nothing like having a wife that enjoys some weekend tackon with the kids... :lol:

I can't believe I'm the only one who picked authority to do anything...
Jesus fucking Christ, live some!

You can be the GTA man!

People here are pussies man.

why do you need the "authority" to do anything? if you're true badass, you'll do it whether you have the authority or not!

lol i did. First time cops don't mind so much.
2nd time is jail :(

the definition theft itself is to steal something without permission, if you have the persmission to do it, then whats the point man?

total win :wub:

chose brain and muscles.. I'd rather keep the rest up to me..

that you could take whatever you want?

thats the last poll option, actually.

well i'm not exactly sure what "get anything" really means,, maybe ur right..

1&5
BECAUSE ALWAYS BEING SAFE LETS ME DO ANYTHING!

:wub: loopholes

Safe in jail...

Sorry for ruining.