Title: Is Yours Big Or Small?
kensai - August 25, 2007 05:38 AM (GMT)
If yours is medium then don't bother posting.
Mine is big.
PS.Whoops the poll question should be 'is yours big or small'?
platypusvictim9 - August 25, 2007 05:40 AM (GMT)
Mine's is about 21 cm, so I think that's pretty large for most pens, specally compared to my hand.
UnEmploymentDude - August 25, 2007 05:54 AM (GMT)
Small, I'm asian. Everything I have is small. My cell, my my pot plants, my TV, my condoms, my wallet <.<
Lord Michael Davis - August 25, 2007 06:37 AM (GMT)
Pens? WHat the shit platypus? I read something that said average was 5.5inches, which was lowe than I thought it woudl be tbh. I guess I'm above aaverage by a fair bit (ocs i'm 6'1' maybe?)
come o n guys, what else can this bye about in apmerrs bin?
Retro-spectre - August 25, 2007 03:41 PM (GMT)
I'm big in both length/girth, w00 w00. It's the only thing I can brag about physically.
Kazzze - August 25, 2007 10:12 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (UnEmploymentDude @ Aug 24 2007, 10:54 PM) |
| Small, I'm asian. Everything I have is small. My cell, my my pot plants, my TV, my condoms, my wallet <.< |
GG
firebird - August 26, 2007 12:04 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (UnEmploymentDude @ Aug 25 2007, 12:54 AM) |
| Small, I'm asian. Everything I have is small. My cell, my my pot plants, my TV, my condoms, my wallet <.< |
Your brain.
ShortAssassin - August 26, 2007 12:08 AM (GMT)
Element - August 26, 2007 12:11 AM (GMT)
what the hell?
mines long.
dumbasses..
Retro-spectre - August 26, 2007 02:04 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Element @ Aug 26 2007, 12:11 AM) |
what the hell?
mines long.
dumbasses.. |
Needle dick!
Pencil dick!
Element - August 26, 2007 02:06 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Retro-spectre @ Aug 26 2007, 02:04 AM) |
| QUOTE (Element @ Aug 26 2007, 12:11 AM) | what the hell?
mines long.
dumbasses.. |
Needle dick! Pencil dick!
|
nothing a few pills and pumps wont fix.
zepiroth76 - August 26, 2007 02:22 AM (GMT)
Just wait until zblader or shadowpen (I know she has a new account) click on this.
rookee - August 26, 2007 02:30 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (zepiroth76 @ Aug 25 2007, 10:22 PM) |
| Just wait until zblader or shadowpen (I know she has a new account) click on this. |
Both of them are busy finding out how big mine is right now.
Look Into the Sun - August 26, 2007 03:17 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (rookee @ Aug 26 2007, 02:30 AM) |
| QUOTE (zepiroth76 @ Aug 25 2007, 10:22 PM) | | Just wait until zblader or shadowpen (I know she has a new account) click on this. |
Both of them are busy finding out how big mine is right now.
|
Sounds like she's having a tough time looking for it. Too small, perhaps?
Kidding.
TayYH89 - August 26, 2007 03:44 AM (GMT)
Another of kelvinchan's yes-no thread eh?
platypusvictim9 - August 26, 2007 05:52 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Element @ Aug 26 2007, 02:06 AM) |
| QUOTE (Retro-spectre @ Aug 26 2007, 02:04 AM) | | QUOTE (Element @ Aug 26 2007, 12:11 AM) | what the hell?
mines long.
dumbasses.. |
Needle dick! Pencil dick!
|
nothing a few pills and pumps wont fix.
|
Dude, I really hope you're not serious. That stuff doesn't work, and no i haven't tried any -.-
I mean, come on, artificially stretching your penis can't be healthy, you might as well shove your dick into a vaccum.
And also fyi, penis size doesn't matter, unless you're going out with a slut (actually girls can have different preferences but whatever) Think about it, who the hell would want to shove a fucking cucumber inside of them!?!?!
And mine's is average, 5 1/2 inches :lol:
And also also, quit fucking harassing the girl spinners, It's getting old.
P0T4T0 - August 26, 2007 11:54 AM (GMT)
Retro-spectre - August 26, 2007 03:18 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (platypusvictim9 @ Aug 26 2007, 05:52 AM) |
And also fyi, penis size doesn't matter, unless you're going out with a slut (actually girls can have different preferences but whatever) Think about it, who the hell would want to shove a fucking cucumber inside of them!?!?!
And mine's is average, 5 1/2 inches :lol:
And also also, quit fucking harassing the girl spinners, It's getting old. |
lol
Yeah, it's not like they are going to pull down your pants and be like "Wow... well, it's getting late, I have to get going, bye!", but it WILL affect your relationship. Even if the girl claims that it won't. And plenty of people want giant dicks inside of them.
U HAV SMALL DIKDIK!
(Pills and pumps don't work, Jelqing does... and it's NATURAL!)
Dark Angel-REX - August 26, 2007 05:26 PM (GMT)
...at first i had no idea what the fuck Kensai was saying. i read the whole thread, and now i assume this is penis size thread that was asked long time ago like 3 times eh?
i never measure my erected penis. what's the point?
Unless you are looking for a slut who care so much about penis size, no one really care.
Think about this: You were having this girlfriend for over a year, she really likes you. One day, she comes over to your house and somehow both of you become excited and lyes on bed. Then she breakup with you only because your penis was small? What kinda fucking shitty girlfriend is that? That's no girlfriend. that's slut.
I personally don't like slut. i dont like people who just like sleeping with 100 different people, and maybe get STD. Actually, i hate it.
I never measure my penis because i dont care as long as it's long enough to enjoy sexual activities, and as long as my sexual organ is healthy to let the reciever produce children.
Sex is 2 things, To complete the relationship with a girl, and to produce children. Sex is not to be abused. Slut abuse sex, and the value of sex become lost.
I'm not a fan of that. And all the members in this forum ain't male. Stop harrasing the females. it's definitely unconfortable for the girls.
Of course, i'm a teenager. I think about sex. I sometime release that in here as well. But i dont think knowing the size of other people's penis do anything to your life. It's not life you gonna laugh at people who have smaller penis than you or buy some tool to make your penis larger so your penis size is average or soemthing like that. NO ONE CARES! STOP ASKING FOR INFORMATION OF OTHER PEOPLE'S SEXUAL ORGANS! NO ONE CARES AND IT AIN'T GONNA AFFECT YOU!
and kensai is probably going to say i never talked about penis. but if so, then you should have already posted that this is not a penis size thread. which means you were asking for other people's penis size.
so i dont want those kinda stuff coming out of yo next post.
VOTE close this thread. have been asked 10 times.
Element - August 26, 2007 05:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Retro-spectre @ Aug 26 2007, 03:18 PM) |
| (Pills and pumps don't work, Jelqing does... and it's NATURAL!) |
:blink: i knew some one was going to mention that..
eh i was kidding. this is the spammers bin remember that
i guess talking about each others penises shows what kind of person we are. :lol:
kensai - August 26, 2007 05:38 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Dark Angel-REX @ Aug 27 2007, 01:26 AM) |
...at first i had no idea what the fuck Kensai was saying. i read the whole thread, and now i assume this is penis size thread that was asked long time ago like 3 times eh?
i never measure my erected penis. what's the point? Unless you are looking for a slut who care so much about penis size, no one really care.
Think about this: You were having this girlfriend for over a year, she really likes you. One day, she comes over to your house and somehow both of you become excited and lyes on bed. Then she breakup with you only because your penis was small? What kinda fucking shitty girlfriend is that? That's no girlfriend. that's slut.
I personally don't like slut. i dont like people who just like sleeping with 100 different people, and maybe get STD. Actually, i hate it.
I never measure my penis because i dont care as long as it's long enough to enjoy sexual activities, and as long as my sexual organ is healthy to let the reciever produce children. Sex is 2 things, To complete the relationship with a girl, and to produce children. Sex is not to be abused. Slut abuse sex, and the value of sex become lost.
I'm not a fan of that. And all the members in this forum ain't male. Stop harrasing the females. it's definitely unconfortable for the girls.
Of course, i'm a teenager. I think about sex. I sometime release that in here as well. But i dont think knowing the size of other people's penis do anything to your life. It's not life you gonna laugh at people who have smaller penis than you or buy some tool to make your penis larger so your penis size is average or soemthing like that. NO ONE CARES! STOP ASKING FOR INFORMATION OF OTHER PEOPLE'S SEXUAL ORGANS! NO ONE CARES AND IT AIN'T GONNA AFFECT YOU!
and kensai is probably going to say i never talked about penis. but if so, then you should have already posted that this is not a penis size thread. which means you were asking for other people's penis size.
so i dont want those kinda stuff coming out of yo next post.
VOTE close this thread. have been asked 10 times. |
Congratulations! Your post was what I was looking for. The thread can now be closed, if the mods so decide.
platypusvictim9 - August 26, 2007 07:01 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Retro-spectre @ Aug 26 2007, 03:18 PM) |
| QUOTE (platypusvictim9 @ Aug 26 2007, 05:52 AM) | And also fyi, penis size doesn't matter, unless you're going out with a slut (actually girls can have different preferences but whatever) Think about it, who the hell would want to shove a fucking cucumber inside of them!?!?!
And mine's is average, 5 1/2 inches :lol:
And also also, quit fucking harassing the girl spinners, It's getting old. |
lol
Yeah, it's not like they are going to pull down your pants and be like "Wow... well, it's getting late, I have to get going, bye!", but it WILL affect your relationship. Even if the girl claims that it won't. And plenty of people want giant dicks inside of them.
U HAV SMALL DIKDIK!
(Pills and pumps don't work, Jelqing does... and it's NATURAL!)
|
Lol Retro, I love you man.
So I guess, it actually does matter, girls probably do enjoy something bigger, but most people aren't shallow enough to choose people over it.
Dark Angel-REX - August 27, 2007 03:28 PM (GMT)
wow i checked this thread if kensai replied.
Kensai's reply => happy
Indeed platypusvictim, Girls are human, and all human should have sexual desire. And yes, even if they say they dont, they might care. but that shouldn't have to do anything with breaking-up. so no need to really care unless you have erection disorder, if you are sexless because you have disorder that you have no sexual desire, or if you have tremendous amount of fear doing sex...you should be fine.
Besides, there are sexless married couple who dont have sex, and do they break up? not really. mostly no.
NO need to care. Love over runs them....at least they should. if they don't then they dont love you.
No need to talk about it too deeply...but just wanted to add that.
To summarize everything, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS SIZE!
end of story.
UnEmploymentDude - August 27, 2007 04:41 PM (GMT)
Dude this thread was never about penis size. This thread shows how perverted we are, we assume people are talking about penises when someone large or small. Kensai, said "large or small" he could have been talking about harddrive space! But he didnt specify what we are talking making this a thread without a topic leaving us to rape and spoil the good name of kensai's post.
Retro-spectre - August 27, 2007 05:08 PM (GMT)
If I had a girlfriend for over a year and we have yet to have sex, that relationship will cease. I'm sure it's the other way around too, unless you're some prude gaygay.
Are you saying there are relationships without sex? Yeah, maybe amongst the 110 year-old fucks who escaped the Titanic, but women have needs too!. DarkAngel-RX, just wait 'til the day you stick it in and the girl is like "... okay, I'm ready, stick it in." THEN WHAT? THEN WHAT?
Zombo - August 28, 2007 12:16 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("HuroniX") |
KK, so now I understand, pen size doesn't matter. It's skill. No probem. I'm good. |
Literate - August 28, 2007 12:19 AM (GMT)
Hard to measure cuz I need more than one ruler to measure.
strat1227 - August 28, 2007 12:20 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Literate @ Aug 27 2007, 08:19 PM) |
| Hard to measure cuz I need more than one ruler to measure. |
=its actually tiny and you're actually compensating.
if it was actually big, why would you have to lie and over-exaggerate?
Literate - August 28, 2007 12:23 AM (GMT)
Dark Angel-REX - August 28, 2007 06:04 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Retro-spectre @ Aug 28 2007, 02:08 AM) |
If I had a girlfriend for over a year and we have yet to have sex, that relationship will cease. I'm sure it's the other way around too, unless you're some prude gaygay.
Are you saying there are relationships without sex? Yeah, maybe amongst the 110 year-old fucks who escaped the Titanic, but women have needs too!. DarkAngel-RX, just wait 'til the day you stick it in and the girl is like "... okay, I'm ready, stick it in." THEN WHAT? THEN WHAT? |
well i dont lie. It was on encylcopedia called "マイペディア" in Japanese electric dictionary. most likely not lying.
UnEmploymentDude did u read my other post?