Title: I Am Trapped Between Two Obese Black People
Retro-spectre - September 6, 2007 10:40 PM (GMT)
In my AP Lang class (hot... sweaty... cramped) I am positioned in between two obese, obnoxious, black girls.
That is all. Discuss.
Zombo - September 6, 2007 10:41 PM (GMT)
Retro-spectre - September 6, 2007 10:42 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Zombo @ Sep 6 2007, 10:41 PM) |
| seating is fixed? |
Yeah, the seats are assigned. Which is bullshit because it's considered a 'college course'.
UnEmploymentDude - September 6, 2007 10:44 PM (GMT)
Black people go to college?!
JK! JK! JK! JK! JK !JK!! IT WAS A JOKE!
K4S - September 6, 2007 10:54 PM (GMT)
So...whats the problem? Bad body odor? Talk too much?
Huroni - September 6, 2007 10:59 PM (GMT)
I bet they do! :ssst:
(Trust me, I know.)
And yeah, if they are sweaty, and you dont feel comfortable, make up excuse.
:fuc:
Element - September 6, 2007 11:01 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Huroni @ Sep 6 2007, 10:59 PM) |
make up excuse.
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sorry, no speak english.
Retro-spectre - September 6, 2007 11:01 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (K4S @ Sep 6 2007, 10:54 PM) |
| So...whats the problem? Bad body odor? Talk too much? |
| QUOTE |
| two obese, obnoxious, black girls. |
Onyx-o7 - September 6, 2007 11:06 PM (GMT)
Eburt - September 6, 2007 11:07 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Onyx-o7 @ Sep 6 2007, 07:06 PM) |
| RACIST!! B) |
QUITTER!! B)
j/k :)
K4S - September 6, 2007 11:07 PM (GMT)
Okay, but not all obese people smell bad and obnoxious could mean a lot of things like talking too much, having an annoying laugh etc. Since your sitting inbetween them if they constantly are talking to one another then you should feel free to tell them to shut the fuck up....it is a college course after all.
LittleRaisin - September 6, 2007 11:10 PM (GMT)
"excuse me? could you please shut the fuck up" haha
neXus - September 6, 2007 11:39 PM (GMT)
MILCHSCHNITTE!

German food.
Retro-spectre - September 6, 2007 11:39 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Onyx-o7 @ Sep 6 2007, 11:06 PM) |
| RACIST!! B) |
Nah, it's just that there's a much larger percentage of obese black people than obese white people.
neXus: I lol'd. But the chocolate needs to be bigger, try like a whole loaf of bread on each side.
awkwardO7Z - September 7, 2007 12:10 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Retro-spectre @ Sep 6 2007, 11:39 PM) |
| Nah, it's just that there's a much larger percentage of obese black people than obese white people. |
hmmm
i guess things are different here in Canada O_O
Retro-spectre - September 7, 2007 12:17 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (awkwardO7Z @ Sep 7 2007, 12:10 AM) |
| QUOTE (Retro-spectre @ Sep 6 2007, 11:39 PM) | | Nah, it's just that there's a much larger percentage of obese black people than obese white people. |
hmmm
i guess things are different here in Canada O_O
|
Toddler obesity at an all time low, researchers point fingers Oedipus complex. Story at the twelfth of my cock.
TayYH89 - September 7, 2007 02:25 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (awkwardO7Z @ Sep 7 2007, 08:10 AM) |
| QUOTE (Retro-spectre @ Sep 6 2007, 11:39 PM) | | Nah, it's just that there's a much larger percentage of obese black people than obese white people. |
hmmm
i guess things are different here in Canada O_O
|
I thought Retro got his figure wrong.
firebird - September 7, 2007 02:59 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Retro-spectre @ Sep 6 2007, 05:40 PM) |
In my AP Lang class (hot... sweaty... cramped) I am positioned in between two obese, obnoxious, black girls.
That is all. Discuss. |
Fuck you.
| QUOTE |
Black people go to college?! JK! JK! JK! JK! JK !JK!! IT WAS A JOKE! |
Fuck you.
| QUOTE |
| i guess things are different here in Canada O_O |
Yeah, we don't even have Black people.
Cybrax2 - September 7, 2007 03:08 AM (GMT)
FAT + Black = BAD!!!!!!!
I feel sorry for you, my condolence.
1. Get a transfer.
2. Tell them to STFU!!(Maybe not, they'll go Brooklyn on you.)
3. Buy 6 deodorant and sneak one of them in both arm pits and 1 in the butt crack.
4. Keep tossing low-calorie candies around them so they'll bend over to get it. They'll lose weight.
Good luck. I hope you survive.
Retro-spectre - September 7, 2007 03:13 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (firebird @ Sep 7 2007, 02:59 AM) |
| QUOTE (Retro-spectre @ Sep 6 2007, 05:40 PM) | In my AP Lang class (hot... sweaty... cramped) I am positioned in between two obese, obnoxious, black girls.
That is all. Discuss. |
Fuck you.
|
What, are you fat, black, and obnoxious?
faulk - September 7, 2007 03:45 AM (GMT)
I don't get what is up with this forum sometimes. We have people acting like jerks to gay's or bi's and now this. I don't overly defend black people, but typing retarded shit like "fat+black=bad".. yea like you fucking know. I guess some people here are really still at that stage in maturity when you just group up together and hate on people when you don't have the balls to do it to their face.
I can see why you'd make this thread Retro.. and and it makes sense you'd use "fat" and "black" as an outlet for anger I suppose , but to keep recycling this as a genuine attack on them...well, I thought you'd be a little more mature than the rest of this forum's freshmen and younger.
EDIT: I guess I'm just generally surprised how many threads are being made now about how we hate such-and-such people or other threads that degenerate into those attacks
platypusvictim9 - September 7, 2007 03:50 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (faulk @ Sep 7 2007, 03:45 AM) |
| Well, I thought you'd be a little more mature than the rest of this forum's freshmen and younger. |
:blaugh:
Element - September 7, 2007 03:55 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (faulk @ Sep 7 2007, 03:45 AM) |
| Well, I thought you'd be a little more mature than the rest of this forum's freshmen and younger. |
you make some wild assumptions about this forum..
Zombo - September 7, 2007 04:14 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (faulk @ Sep 6 2007, 11:45 PM) |
I don't get what is up with this forum sometimes. We have people acting like jerks to gay's or bi's and now this. I don't overly defend black people, but typing retarded shit like "fat+black=bad".. yea like you fucking know. I guess some people here are really still at that stage in maturity when you just group up together and hate on people when you don't have the balls to do it to their face.
I can see why you'd make this thread Retro.. and and it makes sense you'd use "fat" and "black" as an outlet for anger I suppose , but to keep recycling this as a genuine attack on them...well, I thought you'd be a little more mature than the rest of this forum's freshmen and younger.
EDIT: I guess I'm just generally surprised how many threads are being made now about how we hate such-and-such people or other threads that degenerate into those attacks |

chill off, this is the spammer's bin, we're in the pits, the cesspools of corruption.
even huroni doesn't mind this thread.
faulk - September 7, 2007 04:58 AM (GMT)
Oh I understand this is just the spammer's bin. I'm 'surprised,' like I said, but I can't tell anybody to stop. In fact, I won't say anything after this. But in my opinion, crap like this goes beyond "casualness" of a spammer's bin. That's about it..
Zombo - September 7, 2007 05:12 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (faulk @ Sep 7 2007, 12:58 AM) |
| Oh I understand this is just the spammer's bin. I'm 'surprised,' like I said, but I can't tell anybody to stop. In fact, I won't say anything after this. But in my opinion, crap like this goes beyond "casualness" of a spammer's bin. That's about it.. |
lol ok, avoid Xbox Live like plague then. or 4chan.
Cybrax2 - September 7, 2007 05:23 AM (GMT)
I act gay but not bi. No one ever complained. gay>black Those are people who are in college but dont what to eat. And cant control their diet (I LOL at them, it's not hard. I gained 6lb in 7 days then lost 5 in 3 days.) If they smell that bad, place/wear a car refreshener on your desk.
Element - September 7, 2007 05:28 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Cybrax2 @ Sep 7 2007, 05:23 AM) |
| If they smell that bad, place/wear a car refreshener on your desk. |
thats actually really decent useful advice.
Huroni - September 7, 2007 10:06 AM (GMT)
Haha, your right Zombo. I really don't care if anyone says stuff bout black people, cuz, Im not like the original black cliche person. I am smarter than quite a few, and so what I live in ghetto! Hahahahaha :hah:
My best advice, ignore them. I sit between two black, loud, and bad girls. It annoys me, but oh well. I am so happy, I change classes every 30 mins :) AND YES. I am freshman. FTWWW
xshadowfire - September 7, 2007 11:51 AM (GMT)
Ivan the Terrible - September 7, 2007 02:46 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (neXus @ Sep 7 2007, 01:39 AM) |
MILCHSCHNITTE!

German food. |
I love the taste of those, especially the cream inside
ShoeMan - September 7, 2007 03:20 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (UnEmploymentDude @ Sep 6 2007, 10:44 PM) |
Black people go to college?! JK! JK! JK! JK! JK !JK!! IT WAS A JOKE! |
LOL
firebird - September 7, 2007 05:02 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Element @ Sep 6 2007, 10:55 PM) |
| QUOTE (faulk @ Sep 7 2007, 03:45 AM) | | Well, I thought you'd be a little more mature than the rest of this forum's freshmen and younger. |
you make some wild assumptions about this forum..
|
It's not that wild of an assumption.
The ethnicity of the students have nothing to do with their obnoxiousness. I bet if they were Caucasian, the egocentric Retro wouldn't have mentioned anything about their race. All these comments about Blacks are disparaging, misguided, irrelevant, and immature. It doesn't matter who's offended and who isn't. Racism just does not belong in a forum. If you're going to leave this shit up, you might as well have left Mats' anti-Korean posts up too, because after all, there are few Koreans here, right?
I don't know what Retro's motivation behind the thread was: maybe it was a pathetic attempt at being funny or maybe he felt he had to stir up something. Either way, I don't care. But if you have a legitimate problem, next time just post the problem and don't bring unnecessary shit into it. That just makes things go off-topic, as you can see from these last few posts. Then I'm forced to think that Retro probably wanted this to be a Black-bashing thread in the first place.
White]Fang - September 7, 2007 05:04 PM (GMT)
is there fixed seatings in college?
Zombo - September 7, 2007 05:25 PM (GMT)
no
alright fine, im closing this thread