Evenin' gents, KK4 here

We've all grown up over the time we've known each other, and I know that some of us are of legal drinking age, or drink anyways. So, this is going to be the official booze topic for we budding alcoholics. Post about what you've been drinking, favorite drinks, cocktail recipes or funny stories from the bar.

I'll go first.

On the Friday before New Years, I can't recall the actual date, I got bored and decided to go out for a drink at a local bar I have been frequenting for about a month. So I have a couple of shots of Vodka, and a couple glasses of guinness, I also got a free glass 'cause the bartender whizzed a lemon or something at some guy and it barely missed me (yay!).

So, I go to the bathroom and on the way out I say "fuck this I am dancing" and proceed to do so. Now, I am the only person on the dance floor making a fool of myself, but I don't care 'cause I am the only on there with the balls to do so. after a couple of minutes a couple of ladies get up the Irish courage (they were drunk) and decided to join me. So I was dancing with random ladies for about an hour, hour and a half. Asked a couple girls who were just sitting in the corner if they're like to dance, but they told me they'd rather dance in their chairs. Shot down again, KK4! So, I get a double shot of Whiskey... or vodka, I can't recall, and return to the dance floor. a few minutes later some Asian girl and her friend start dancing with me... but by this time I can't see straight.

Then, the DJ starts playing the mummer's strut, and the rest of the drunken harps come on the dance floor and everyone is doing the mummer's strut, myself included. Next thing I know, I am on the floor. Somehow I managed to fall on my ankle and fuck it up pretty bad. so I sit down on the side of the dance floor, and after about 5 to 10 minutes of "FUCK FUCK FUCK." and "MOTHER FUCKER, MY ANKLE." I decide that it may be best to go see a doctor, so I limp home.

I call a Taxi and wait for it in the pouring rain for about.... uh... I think a half hour. Taxi doesn't come, and I am saying "FUCK FUCK FUCK" waking up the neighbors and my brother. So I come back in the house and lay down on the couch, and I think I told JIHAUS and Daj about it. Then I go upstairs to vomit and rip off my bathroom door.

The next morning about 9am I wake up and am taken to the Hospital where there ate two cops and a suspect in handcuffs sitting there. Then I proceed to throw my guts up in the emergency room bathroom. I get called to the registration office, tell two nurses about what happened and joked with them for about 10 minutes, and then went back to the waiting room until I was called back to see the X-rays and see the doctor. After waiting about 5 minutes A was taken to the examination room, when a nice looking radiologist with an X-ray machine came in. Before I had my foot X-rayed I told her "If you tell me this isn't broken I'll love you forever" and she laughs and I start talking to her about the machine oe what ever. I get my X-rays, doctor comes in and tells me it's a sprain and wraps my ankle up. I asked the doc about the radiologist and my declaration of loving her forever, but she was gone. Shot down again, KK4! so then I go back to the waiting room, call my ride, and then wait an hour for them to pick me up.

True story.

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Nice story KK. I was limping around a party once, but I'd twisted my ankle BEFORE going. Fuckers made me dance too, they didn't care about my pain.

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I just drank two Coronas.

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Well aren't you a bloody genius.

I just drank the stuff of small yet broad mighty negros with mohawks and vans that are helluva fast. Milk.

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Currently drinking Amaretto with ice

Half Sour Puss/ Half Orange Juice
Double Rum n' coke (in a tall glass!!)
Slings
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Jager-Bombs are delicious.
Darth Vaders are as well.

I am a very causal drinker, and I don't have many stories that would shock or amaze.

I do recall a cage and a pole at a club once...

But let's not talk about that.

uh. last night i drank a handle of captain morgan with a mate, his old lady, and this other fellow. it was rip-roaring fun. on a side-note, it's never a good idea to play a game all the way through when you're hammered, because i finished kane and lynch: dead men with my friend, but i don't remember a thing of it, but now i have no interest in playing it because i know i've all ready beaten it.

damnit.

also, i'm sipping on some soco and lime right now, just finished squeezing the fresh lime juice. this drink is glorious.

Reminds me of when I got drunk, locked myself out of my house, and spent the night over my cousins playing "drunken" Killzone and beating my cousins with my shoes. I was actually better at the game while intoxicated...

Also, what is a Darth Vader?

The Darth Vader

didn't realize there was a link...

That link... links to a recipe. :huh:

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1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz light rum
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur

Pour vodka,Gin,Tequila,Triple sec and rum into a Collins glass filled with ice then top with 1/2 oz. Jaegermeister.

K thnx, will make tonight :D

I got one for you kids, I like to drink Grand Marnier. Alot of it as a matter of fact. 80 Proof.

Anyhow this took place this past christmas eve. A familey friend holds a party on christmas eve for as long as i can remember. So my wife and parents go to this party and there is food and dancing and most of all there is butt loads of booze. Being that it was a rented out bar. So i get to drinking my normal and 4 hours later ( 6 shots and 4 glasses of the Grand ) it was time to go. Now i was fine up till this point but as soon as a took a step out of the bar things just got hazey. My wife the following day informed me of what took place that eventful night. I passed out on the ride home to drop off my parents, I stumbled out of their van and passed out again on the lawn while i waited for my wife to bring up the car. Then she managed to get me into the car where i spent the next 10 or so minutes blabbing incoherently. when we arrived home I couldn't make it any further then the curb where I sat for the next hour while my wife put the baby to bed and went over to her friends house ( they live 4 houses down ) and chatted ( i am sure they were making fun of me ) Anyhow I still believed that i was still at my parents house and she had to half carry me back into the house where I some how ended up on the tolet naked and slept for the next 3 hours till i stumbled to bed.

Fin

Jonestown Koolaid

1/3 Southern Comfort
1/3 Cointreau (or Grand Marnier OR Triple Sec)
1/3 Red Sourpuss

You can drink these as shots, or mix em with soda water/ sprite and grenadine. Variations on the type of sourpuss creates different drinks all together. In fact, if you use grape sourpuss, it tastes just like Lik-M-Aid powdered candy. Use orange sourpuss and it tastes like orange crush.

Twizzlers

1/3 Raspberry Vodka
1/3 Sambucca
1/3 Red Sourpuss

Mix with sprite and grenadine... It tastes like twizzlers.

The Monster

1 oz Jagermeister
1 oz Sambucca
1 oz Absenthe
1 oz Cherry Brandy

Shake in martini shaker with 2 ice cubes (large) and serve in shooters (makes 4 servings). This will either make you throw up or pass out and throw up.

The Pepto

1 oz Fireball
1 oz Goldschlagger
1 oz Gin
2 oz soda water

stir in martini shaker and serve in a high ball glass with no ice... I call it the pepto because it will simply make you vomit. There is no joy to be found from this drink. It is what you drink when you need to vomit.


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Now, as for drinking stories, I have none. I've been either been too drunk to remember or not drunk enough to do anything worth remembering.

I have mainly been drinking Drambuie and Ginger Ale.

Then I ran out of Ginger Ale so switched to Tonic.

I also have the king of alcohol; Gin.

wiskey is the king, i believe.

Gin and Tonic is the best drink ever.

Gin is amazing if it dosnt make you cry.

Stella Artois, Jack Daniels and Coke.

whiskey is the duke of drinks.

Whiskey is what I drink when I run out of lysol...

lol, thats a low blow.. well what about rum ?

I don't touch the stuff unless it's dark and I have to import it from some island in the carribean. The only exception to that is Screech.

Really, my drink of choice when I go to the bar is a Neat Double Southern Comfort. I could drink southern straight until I felt the need to fuck my cousin... Then I'd fuck my cousin, feel terrible, and need to drink more... So I'd drink some Southern Comfort to relieve my shame.

I don't want my thread turning into one of Azureknight's incest stories. Less cousin fucking, more drinking.

great new [aussie] beer called Barefoot Radler.

it's the single most delicious fluid on the planet.

My drink of choice would be captain morgan's spiced rum... And I have too many ridiculous stories. Hey Brian, why don't you tell them about the time at the gay bar???

Best beers guys??

I'm not much of a beer drinker so I like Coronas. But someone suggest some yummy beers.

I like Newcastle Brown Ale... mmm It's what I drink when I can afford a "Premium" beer. Otherwise, I stick to local Fort Gary Dark Ale. It's good and usually cheap. A poor man's Guiness. Very poor man.

Newcastle? Where in Canada do you live?

The boring part east of Regina and west of Ontario... Winnipeg :D