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Title: And now for something completely unexpected
Description: KK4 gives us something else to laugh at


KK4 - January 13, 2008 09:59 PM (GMT)
Evenin' Gents,
I took a course on English Lit, and it made me want to write some poetry. Why? I dunno, just as something to do I suppose. anyway, here goes nothing.

I

The fire which burns inside my breast
to see the world and splendor with my eyes
having no limits, and free to reach for the skies
the wish to cure the melancholy in my heart
A quest for friendship, and for love
To set my soul free, and find a path apart
guided from the will of the lord above
life to live, to cut through the lies
in order to silence my souls cries
to live as I see best
I must follow the compass in my chest*

* The last line is a nod to Comrade Haus and Dajhail's up coming epic Convergence

comment as you like, tell me if it's shitty or otherwise. Laugh if you will, but remember, only KK4 has the balls to post his shitty poetry in a troll's nest.

I will keep this thread open and post more of my poetry as I write it. I look forward to some constructive comments (like Africans look forward to a cure for AIDS).

Swords_McSwords - January 13, 2008 10:06 PM (GMT)
Sucked.. :fu:

delita - January 13, 2008 10:09 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (KK4 @ Jan 13 2008, 09:59 PM)
Evenin' Gents,
I took a course on English Lit, and it made me want to write some poetry. Why? I dunno, just as something to do I suppose. anyway, here goes nothing.

I

The fire which burns inside my breast
to see the world and splendor with my eyes
having no limits, and free to reach for the skies
the wish to cure the melancholy in my heart
A quest for friendship, and for love
To set my soul free, and find a path apart
guided from the will of the lord above
life to live, to cut through the lies
in order to silence my souls cries
to live as I see best
I must follow the compass in my chest*

* The last line is a nod to Comrade Haus and Dajhail's up coming epic Convergence

comment as you like, tell me if it's shitty or otherwise. Laugh if you will, but remember, only KK4 has the balls to post his shitty poetry in a troll's nest.

I will keep this thread open and post more of my poetry as I write it. I look forward to some constructive comments (like Africans look forward to a cure for AIDS).

.

HArry the motorsport enthusiast - January 13, 2008 10:11 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (KK4 @ Jan 13 2008, 09:59 PM)
only KK4 has the balls to post his shitty poetry in a troll's nest

its not because you have balls its because youre a fucking lunatic

between 3 and 32 characters long - January 13, 2008 10:13 PM (GMT)
Well, I thought it was very reminiscent of the esteemed power metal band DragonForce. Kind of cheesy, but there isn't anything in it to detract from that particular feeling. Not the most inspired, but since you were just doing it for the heck of it this is acceptable.

B-.


~ between 3 and 32 characters long, forums moderator

delita - January 13, 2008 10:27 PM (GMT)
kk4 acting like an insane faggot. not unexpected

i keed i keed

Swords_McSwords - January 13, 2008 10:28 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (delita @ Jan 13 2008, 05:27 PM)
kk4 acting like an insane faggot. not unexpected

i keed i keed

You are one.

delita - January 13, 2008 10:31 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Swords_McSwords @ Jan 13 2008, 10:28 PM)
QUOTE (delita @ Jan 13 2008, 05:27 PM)
kk4 acting like an insane faggot. not unexpected

i keed i keed

You are one.

You are thirteen.

Swords_McSwords - January 13, 2008 10:33 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (delita @ Jan 13 2008, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Swords_McSwords @ Jan 13 2008, 10:28 PM)
QUOTE (delita @ Jan 13 2008, 05:27 PM)
kk4 acting like an insane faggot. not unexpected

i keed i keed

You are one.

You are thirteen.

Nope. You fail.

KK4 - January 13, 2008 10:34 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (delita @ Jan 13 2008, 10:31 PM)
QUOTE (Swords_McSwords @ Jan 13 2008, 10:28 PM)
QUOTE (delita @ Jan 13 2008, 05:27 PM)
kk4 acting like an insane faggot. not unexpected

i keed i keed

You are one.

You are thirteen.

I think he's at least 14 by now.

Swords_McSwords - January 13, 2008 10:34 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (KK4 @ Jan 13 2008, 05:34 PM)
QUOTE (delita @ Jan 13 2008, 10:31 PM)
QUOTE (Swords_McSwords @ Jan 13 2008, 10:28 PM)
QUOTE (delita @ Jan 13 2008, 05:27 PM)
kk4 acting like an insane faggot. not unexpected

i keed i keed

You are one.

You are thirteen.

I think he's at least 14 by now.

Nope, you fail also.

HArry the motorsport enthusiast - January 13, 2008 10:38 PM (GMT)
15

higher or lower

Swords_McSwords - January 13, 2008 10:40 PM (GMT)
Higher.

between 3 and 32 characters long - January 13, 2008 10:44 PM (GMT)
16

Swords_McSwords - January 13, 2008 10:46 PM (GMT)
Lower.

KK4 - January 13, 2008 10:46 PM (GMT)
Fuck man, I remember when he was 12

QUOTE
[00:17] <Sword> u sucked!!!
[00:17] <KK4> you're breakin my heart
[00:18] <KK4> i have the ATHF DVD
[00:18] <KK4> bow to me
[00:18] <Sword> u made atlest 5 mistakes.
[00:18] <KK4> so fucking what
[00:19] <KK4> i'm reciting it from memory alone
[00:19] <KK4> you sing it then
[00:20] <Sword> hell no.
[00:20] <KK4> why not
[00:20] <KK4> do it
[00:20] <KK4> do it
[00:20] <KK4> do it
[00:20] <KK4> do it
[00:20] <KK4> do it
[00:20] <KK4> do it
[00:20] <KK4> do it
[00:20] <KK4> do it
[00:20] <KK4> do it
[00:20] <Sword> no
[00:20] <KK4> for me? :)
[00:20] <Sword> no.
[00:21] <KK4> come on
[00:21] <Sword> no@
[00:21] <KK4> yes
[00:21] <KK4> do it
[00:21] <KK4> i command you
[00:21] <Sword> NO!!!
[00:21] <KK4> yes
[00:21] <Sword> n9oo
[00:21] <KK4> do it or you'll be sorry
[00:21] <Sword> u're the 1 who is going to be sorry.
[00:22] <KK4> is that so
[00:22] <Sword> ...HELL NO!!!
[00:23] <Sword> damn!
[00:23] <KK4> ha ha
[00:23] <KK4> come on, sing it
[00:23] <KK4> sing it baby! sing it
[00:23] <Sword> FUCK U!!!
[00:24] <KK4> don't go breakin' my heart
[00:24] <Sword> FUCK U FUCKER!!!
[00:24] <KK4> YOU'RE BREAKIN' MY HEART!
[00:24] <KK4> i'm gonna cry
[00:24] <KK4> ;_;
[00:24] <Sword> shut the $@# up.
[00:25] <KK4> hey, you're the one who PMed me
[00:25] <KK4> now you must deal with it
[00:25] <KK4> mwuha ha ha ha ha ha
[00:27] <Sword> mwuha ha ha ha ha ha my ass!
[00:27] * KK4 gives Sword a bukkake shower
[00:27] <KK4> you are now an 11 year old prepubecsent girl
[00:27] <Sword> 12.
[00:28] <KK4> covered in jizzum
[00:28] <Sword> I am 12 years old!!!
[00:28] <KK4> you're 11 now
[00:28] <KK4> and put on a wig and sailor suit for me
[00:28] <KK4> it's time for class, bitch
[00:28] <Sword> me birthday was 5 days ago!!!
[00:29] <KK4> well then, you're a big girl now
[00:29] <KK4> i have a present for you
[00:29] <Sword> er 6.
[00:30] <KK4> yes, a nice six incher
[00:30] <KK4> it's small, but feirce
[00:30] <KK4> like a mongolian
[00:30] <Sword> ???
[00:30] <KK4> now come and sit on teachers lap
[00:31] <Sword> no.
[00:31] <KK4> now come and sit on teachers lap
[00:32] <KK4> are you trying to get me anrgy?
[00:32] <KK4> you're being a bad girl
[00:32] <Sword> yep.
[00:33] <KK4> you're headed for a spanking
[00:33] <KK4> do you want me to spank you?
[00:35] <Sword> no.
[00:35] <KK4> coem here, you naughty girl
[00:36] <KK4> luckily for you i am afraid i am enjoying this to much
[00:37] <KK4> so you're safe from my sick jokes now
[00:40] <Sword> i luv the cock
[00:40] <Sword> spank me
[01:00] <Sword> u r gay.
[01:02] <KK4> no, not really
[01:02] <KK4> a homosexual likes other men
[01:02] <KK4> i happen to be partial to teen aged girls
[01:02] <Sword> ?


<3

Swords_McSwords - January 13, 2008 10:50 PM (GMT)
I remember the beginning, but the end I think you made up.

Captain_Toasty - January 13, 2008 11:07 PM (GMT)
the greatest thing about rpg2knet is that we have a resident troll that has followed us throughout the ages, through thick and thin, whether the site has been up or down...

that man, that legend.... is Sword.

I'm going to be so pissed if I ever find out it was just one of you faggots on another IRC client for the past 6 years or so.

meep - January 13, 2008 11:08 PM (GMT)
is kk4 gay

Captain_Toasty - January 13, 2008 11:09 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (meep @ Jan 13 2008, 11:08 PM)
is kk4 gay

only for the trilateral commission

Swords_McSwords - January 13, 2008 11:11 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Captain_Toasty @ Jan 13 2008, 06:07 PM)
the greatest thing about rpg2knet is that we have a resident troll that has followed us throughout the ages, through thick and thin, whether the site has been up or down...

that man, that legend.... is Sword.

I'm going to be so pissed if I ever find out it was just one of you faggots on another IRC client for the past 6 years or so.

Well, thanks.

KK4 - January 13, 2008 11:23 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (meep @ Jan 13 2008, 11:08 PM)
is kk4 gay

For you baby? I'll learn.

ockham - January 15, 2008 08:56 PM (GMT)
:mellow:

mooty - January 15, 2008 09:25 PM (GMT)
That's nice. So pretty and happy. I'm bursting with joy and inspiration.

QUOTE
The fire which burns inside my breast


That's the cutest line ever.

KK4 - February 12, 2008 04:20 AM (GMT)
fate has dealt me the hand of heart ache
and I must endure the pain that loss brings
for I am but a fool
and my heart is lost, because I offered it up as a prize
not knowing the penalty for gambling with something so dear

I actually said this in IRC, but I thought it was pretty damned good.

Captain_Toasty - February 12, 2008 06:41 AM (GMT)
turn off your TV turn off the news
nine eleven was done by jews

Swords_McSwords - February 12, 2008 02:14 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Captain_Toasty @ Feb 12 2008, 01:41 AM)
turn off your TV turn off the news
nine eleven was done by jews

No, it was done by you!




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