After having Bret point me to the right function, google and msdn confusing the living hell out of me by sending me in a circle between this, VkKeyScanEx() and WM_KEYDOWN() without much sense between them, I figured I'd dump the q here.
Eventually I want the arrow keys to adjust the x/y values, simple enough once I get the key detection going. For now I'd just be happy to have it complie and come up telling me the key's pressed when it is.
http://pastebin.com/m648bf4aaIf it makes a difference, I'm running Dev-C++.