Angsty Japanese swordfighting magical heroes versus obsessive decaying American villains today.


Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes, better known as Alucard, an immortal vampire slayer with daddy issues from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
Cloud Strife, androgynous looking RPG hero with a massive massive sword, from Final Fantasy VII.
The Evil Undead Demon Zombie Ghost Pirate LeChuck, an asshole buccaneer in love. From Monkey Island.
Sander Cohen, self proclaimed greatest insane artist of his time, from Bioshock.

The Wild Bunny, by Sander Cohen:
I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop, I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse! I want to take the ears off but I can't! It's my curse! It's my fucking curse! I want to take the ears off! Please! Take them off! Please!

Buster Sword FTW

I'm Sander fucking Cohen!

Sander Cohen takes down Cloud Strife, takes a photo of the corpse, and puts it on a nice display. Cloud is out of the battle!

And it seems that poor Alucard might as well not bothered to even turn up for it.