I'm on my quest to aquire a new animal, aka a dog.

I've decided said dog must have a good name, and he must be jewish. Thusly he requires a jewish name.


I have posted on msn (for those who have me) and facebook, (again for those who have me) and I will post here the very same offer. Give me a name, and I will fedex a box of cookies of your choice to your very address, no matter where you live in the world, (that fedex ships to anyways)


This must be a good name.
Good luck!

**Important, this name must be so clearly jewish, that no-one could possibly make a mistake as to what other kind of name it could be.

Ezra is a cool name. Means "assistance" in Hebrew, which is quite fitting seeing your dog will be your companion or little assistant. Theres also a couple of less relevant ones I like, Dov is one, I think it means "bear"? Its fitting depending on what dog you get.

Marni - Means rejoice in hebrew
Malka - Means queen in hebrew
Liron - Means my song or my joy in hebrew
Jaffe/Jaffa/Yafe - Means beautiful in hebrew
Lieber - Means beloved in Yiddish (Has a Germanic touch to it)
Hirsh - Means deer in Yiddish.

That's what i've gathered so far :D

name him kibbutz

Kerouac

Kelev if it's a boy.

Kalba if it's a girl.

Both mean dog in hebrew.

THE HEBREW HAMMER

Desu.

Daniel, or Jesus.

EDIT: But you have to say Jesus is a Spanish accent.

Bash Goldstein
Duke Jacobowitz
Sylvester Spiegel
Zangwill Eisner
Billie Crystal
Metz Shapiro
Eshel
Auerbach

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Einstein.

It was good enough for Doc Brown's dog in Back to the Future.

Buttz